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@misterjaredgray

NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩡

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Celebrating 15 Years of The Book Of Mormon logo

Celebrating 15 Years of The Book Of Mormon logo

Who else are @davidjones.nyc and me (but mostly me) gonna see at the special anniversary performance of The Book Of Mormon next week? πŸ‘‹

12.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. How quickly we forget. πŸ™ƒ

12.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again asking

12.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a red tie and a white shirt Alt: SpongeBob: β€œPlay. With me.”
12.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first thought was β€œwindow” but then she wouldn’t be able to see the inside sleeve 😭

12.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBookstore” scans and won’t ever need updating, but I dunno if JRB would like β€œbook” happening twice in one line

12.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Maya Rudolph casting announcement for Oh, Mary! on Broadway

Maya Rudolph casting announcement for Oh, Mary! on Broadway

OH MY GOD

12.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

SAY. THAT. πŸ™Œ

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you’re in Stranger Things πŸ™ƒ

12.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€“

12.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nooooooooo!

12.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GLINDA:
And of course, from the moment she was born she was… well… different!

GOVERNOR THROPP:

12.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I vividly remember their weird stop motion commercials, specifically the line β€œYo, that’s Brisk, baby!” in their Rocky parody.

But I also remember drinking these and saying β€œWow, that’s a lot of lemon!” 😬

11.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They can’t secretly buy the right size shoe because he’ll know. Come on.

11.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi sleepy gay, I’m dad

11.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just sent a pretty important email I’ve been putting off because of my own nervousness. Good vibes and thoughts and fortunes appreciated! 🩡

11.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, speaking about Nessarose

11.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She Ain’t Heavy (She’s My Brother)

11.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe she went back to *gasp* Must See TV!

11.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jennifer Jolie preparing for her movies:

11.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This horror movie ass setup 😱

10.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Art for Martin Guerre modified to read Mar-ten Guerre

Art for Martin Guerre modified to read Mar-ten Guerre

You: MAR10

Me:

10.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

High of 75 today.
High of 35 a week from today.
Someone who is good at spring please help me dress for this, my planet is dying.

10.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start commenting β€œAl slop” on every single untagged nude

10.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey Siri I’m also hungry all the time why am I not getting paid for it

10.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Art for Martin Guerre modified to read Mar-ten Guerre

Art for Martin Guerre modified to read Mar-ten Guerre

You: MAR10

Me:

10.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
10.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1088 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

You’ll see!

10.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1