Left my heated blanket and pillow on the couch by accident and went to get it and my big dog saw her chance. When I got close her eyes pleaded with me and I got myself a different blanket and a throw pillow and sat my ass in the chair. Live your best night tonight, sister. I’ll be fine over here.
Colman Domingo wearing a silk suit on Hot Ones. Although silk is often used for cream dinner jackets, you rarely see it as a suit today. Silk suits, particularly in slubby Dupioni, were more popular in the 1920s and '60s. Makes for a very chic spring look (if you can find it).
I would like to congratulate Grammarly’s lawyers for belatedly realizing their shitty AI product was gonna get them class-action yeeted into the sun.
I would also like to encourage Grammerly to eat shit forever and ever amen.
The National Labor Relations Board has ordered Barista Parlor to post a “Notice to Employees” for allegedly violating workers’ rights related to a 2023 case.
And if I ever have another fish, his name shall be Clarence
I wish I had named one of my dogs Chauncey
Someone in this house better not have just woken me up to ask a question about the show I just clearly was sleeping through and when I said, “Idk, I was asleep!” They said, “but you’ve seen it before.
Poirot went o a costume party with Hasting where they were to dress up as famous figures and Hasting said, “I don’t think they’ll let you in. You were supposed to dress up as famous person” and Poirot says, “précisément” and walked in as himself, and God I love that man
My son said earlier, “the birds chirping outside are mocking me! 😡 “ and I think we can all relate.
Yeas, I need to think of an experience instead of a material gift!
I have a few weeks to figure out a gift for my spouse’s birthday and honestly, I’ve got nothing. Christmas and Valentine’s Day exhausted all my ideas. He is not an easy man to shop for
This isn’t about me being self conscious. I know how to look good in a swimsuit. We just aren’t fixing to know each other like that.
Found out today I may need to be in a swimsuit in front of coworkers this summer and nope. I cannot and will not. Not a gd chance. Nooooo.
I feel so responsible and generous when I do it, but the little devil on my shoulder debates just setting the new roll on top for the next person.
Spot on. John Wick has a place in there as well for interchangeable gun fights.
I know my husband is actually reading in the bedroom instead of napping and he knows I am actually watching bs tv and not cleaning in the living room and that is Joe happy marriages work
Every week my husband goes to Costco and every week he tells me they still don’t have a catapult or trebuchet (item 1 from my list) and it grounds me.
I am so tired and put a newish Liam Neeson movie on and I have no idea which one and it doesn’t matter because the are all interchangeable
Not all, just go put some other books in and it’s all good
Th thing just happened again where I thought my son was moaning from a seizure and so I ran to his room just to find out he is singing along to music. I gotta sign him up for singing lessons or something. I cannot take the adrenaline dump caused by my own lack of musical talent being passed down.
If I were truly loved, my husband would somehow sense that I am awake and I need a French dip for breakfast and somehow make that happen, but noooo, he’s sleeping
Thank you! You get me. I’m calling it now and making coffee.
Your time change means nothing to me! I’ve been up since midnight. What’s another hour in this hell of sleeplessness?
Told my husband tonight that it made sense for me to order wings for dinner because clearly my body was craving the vitamin c in hot sauce to stave off whatever illness is making my throat hurt and just looked at me like this, but whatever, I got my wings
I am not vibing with the new Sherlock series by Guy Richie
I also haven’t watched it
They really were haughty and awful and pretty much did the scene from Pretty Woman and would’t help him because they thought he was poor
Tell me everything
It’s Saturday night and I’m getting some wings delivered
Y’all, I am so mad my left eye is twitching 😂 I need to take a beat and calm down
