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Sex is great and all but have you ever just had a man come over, eat you out till you come, and have him not expect anything in return?
What if instead of "I'm taking too long to come" it was “he lacks patience and fortitude"
“The hardest part about being a parent is the lack of sleep in the beginning.”
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The hardest part about being a parent is teaching your son to be a good person when you married a misogynist, Susan.
Imagine finding out your boyfriend crowds the baggage carousel.
Women deserve orgasms.
Women deserve pleasure.
Women deserve satisfying hookups.
Women deserve good sexual experiences outside of relationships.
Women deserve to be respected.
Women deserve the freedom to explore their sexuality.
girls just want an apology from their mother
Finding out someone you fucked likes Joe Rogan feels like a real violation
my kink is finding out what happened between two people who don't speak anymore
What's my favorite position?
a man's mouth on my klit 💁🏻♀️ obviously
The only reasonable use for dating apps is female pleasure in this essay I will
He's a 10 but he asks you what your name is even though it's on your dating profile.
He's an 10 but he sends good morning texts and then literally nothing of interest.
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What are you looking for on Tinder?
2014: Dating
2016: Empathy and orgasms
2018: ooph, ok just orgasms then
2025: nada
He's a 10 but he's not concerned about getting you off
You know that trope where the woman is wide awake after sex and wants to cuddle but he's passed out?
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT CUM!!!
I don't know who needs to hear this but being child free doesn't mean I have to make my career my life.
My life is my life.
Companies and employees don't publicly share salaries because everyone is worried that it will become clear that people are paid unfairly.
It's really that simple.
Last night I passed out (I guess?) and woke up flat out on my stomach on the floor. Is that wild or like a regular Tuesday for a 43 year old what do you mean you’re not webmd
If you're a man and not actively sharing your salary specifics with women coworkers, you are a part of the reason income equality still exists.
It's awkward sharing info like this especially when companies operate w/o transparency but that's all the more reason to do it.
I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a martyr for overworking yourself, you're a victim of a capitalist system.
I'm more likely to forgive you for fucking my boyfriend than I am for paying me less than a male colleague doing the same job.
Owning property isn't a job.
Hard work isn't inherently virtuous.
Success usually involves as much luck as it does effort and skill.
Patriarchal Capitalism is a complete scam.
It’s a n*zi salute, calling it anything else is gaslighting
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Fitness Tip: hold yourself accountable for every time you've said "but I don't want too get big."
3 sets of 10
Someone pointing out your fatphobia is a gift to your future self.
Asking people publicly about org@sms: Yessss I come all the time I'm so satisfied, I come everyday, l'm coming right now!!!
Asking people one on one about org@sms: I haven't come in a year 😔