Aaron Burdette

The 4 types of narrative conflict

- Kong vs. Man
- Kong vs. Nature
- Kong vs. Society
- Kong vs. Himself

Missed job opportunity 😢

Something I like to do that is probably a huge mistake is respond to spam texters pretending to be some level of insane

Every Super Bowl ad this year is like “We reunited 3/4 of the cast of Cheers and, for some reason, The Unabomber.”

Whenever I start a new social link with a high school girl I feel like the police are gonna show up any second

TNG scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting normal like in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

If I got caught publicly sucking pudding off 3 of my big wet fingers I would’ve moved to the bottom of the ocean, so I guess I have to applaud Desantis’s perseverance

Yeah it’s kind of like he sees me, yknow?

I just watched John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness for the first time this year and it blew me away.

I also like that he watched Blade Runner and was like “This society is perfect and should be emulated.”