Swzi 🗝️🪽

No not really. It’s just like a vaguely cajun dry rub seasoning they put on the fries. But with artificial cheese sauce? ✨DIVINE✨

SAME.

I have no self control when it comes cheese fries. If it’s on the menu I cannot stop myself from ordering them.
Here we have Cook Out and they make cajun cheese fries that I have waited in a drive-thru line for 2 hours at 3 am for. Death Row meal for sure.

FOUL

#ARSE #GoodOmens
Make EVERY Post About Good Omens...Penguin Edition
No explanations necessary.
As you were.

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face .

🎶GLOOOORY, GLORY WHAT A HEALL OF A WAY TO DIE!!🎶

That might as well be naked! 🥵😂

Gonzo narrating, "And SAM *who did NOT die."

[Rizzo off screen] "Aw! isn't that swell!"

I think a lot of people genuinely don’t believe that level of extremism is possible in America. Like they don’t take things like Proj 25 seriously bc they can’t imagine that those policies will ACTUALLY pass. They take rationality for granted and underestimate politicians lust for TOTAL power.

One time in college, my room mate came home to me cleaning the baseboards of our apartment. She said to me, “you have a paper due tomorrow, don’t you…”

I did.

Oof, I’m so sorry dude ❤️ I get nightmares a lot too so I know how much they can mess up your whole day.
And I feel you on the overwhelm working. It’s so frightening.

A meme which has a photo still from good omens and a screen cap of a Tumblr post. The text reads: “choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already". The image is of Anathema when she she's thinking hard about finding the antichrist.

*So much* going on already

#GoodOmens #RainbowTextPosts
#GoodOmemes

*nods solemnly*

69 days to GO3. It's a nice day

Y-you’re not talking about Rob from The Traitors are you?

Agents Mulder and Scully are t4t and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Gavin Newsom's pivot from denying Israel is committing genocide (less than two months ago) to now calling them an apartheid state isn't proof that he can be pushed in the right direction. It's proof that he "believes" whatever is advantageous for him at the time. He has no values.

I’ve suffer from monthly severe hormonal canker sores for my entire life. I’ve tried all the tricks to make them go away or be less painful. If a doctor ever told me to “meditate” them away, I’d tell him to meditate this bullet hole away. 🙄

This happened to me too a few weeks ago. I just figured it was a bug.

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

This SOB is one of the richest people in Georgia and uses his childhood in poverty to pretend like he’s “one of us” and like he actually gives a damn about poor Georgians. He’s the frontrunner to win the election.

In this advert the man himself compared parents giving their kids gender affirming care to alcoholics who beat their families and vowed to put parents in jail for it. And I’m just… shaking.

Literally trying to avoid social media because The Horrors are really effecting my depression. So I’m watching The X-Files while eating lunch and I get jump scared by a Rick Jackson advert for Governor of GA and now I’m fucking spiraling.

On this note:

I never understood all the #GoodOmens fan edits that were set to The Fruits by Paris Paloma… like that song is about SA… what about Aziracrow’s relationship made anyone think of that song? Just because it has religious metaphors in it doesn’t mean it relates, yall.

Everyone is thinking this song is romantic and talking about how perfect it was and I’m like what? This song is SAD!

Autistic pet peeve: the misuse of songs in movies/shows/even fan edits because you chose it for the vibes and didn’t listen to the lyrics.

The Night We Met is about loss and pain so devastating you wish you had not even met the person you once loved. So why would you play it during Benedict and Sophie’s first public dance???

#BridgertonSpoilers

This season was AMAZING. I loved it so much.

But, what do you mean they had The Night We Met licensed and didn’t give it to the character that lost her husband, goes through intense grief and plays the piano???