There is so much going on in the world, all the time, but this is the thing that got me rilled up.

I can’t get my thoughts out, like I have no words to express how frustrated I am with modern life repeating all the bad shit we have been through. Like yeah why not bring back all the outdated ideas but this time use AI and really follow through with it.

Pornhub banned. Or rather blocked in the year of our lord 2026. We used to be a society.
Pornography is not a bad thing.

Paid to be here vs. Paying to be here. The difference between staff and customer. Wish people could wrap their heads around it.

Oh no 😟 traitors is on the telly in the canteen and I can feel my brain oozing out of my ears. This is my usual reaction to ‘reality tv’

The ending always makes me cry 😢

Always late to these things, but I rented Superman, to watch as something to take my mind off a cold and Christmas stress. My goodness what a film, had me geeking out several times. Such a happy nerd just now.

It’s great getting age verification when buying alcohol. Staff comes over looks me up and down, yeah your old enough just.
Thanks, if you look at my work badge it says I started working here when you were ten.
In my forties and this never gets old.

A dinner plate with a knife and fork placed on it. On the plate all that remains is some smears of gravy, indicating a much enjoyed meal.

Polished that off pretty quick. I consider this practise for Christmas Day.

As I have the week off work, and it’s thanks giving over there in 🇺🇸 me and BF have watched a fair bit of the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade, and had a bit of a turkey dinner

Saw a fox whilst walking home from work today. So it’s not all bad

That it is raining, just caps off a day that has been an Absolute Shower™️ at work. Understaffed, under appreciated and under paid. An old refrain. But for the love of god, don’t go into retail. It’s the worst.

Waking up to get ready for work with no sign of sunlight till your twenty minutes into you shift is a crime against me personally

Seasonal depression, or just depression kicking in last night. Went to bed at half eight. Like to say waking up after all that sleep would find me rested but I think I need a whole month to pass by like that tbh

👋 hello

I mean they just look so cool, it’s late but I just want to stay up for a couple of hours more and sit reading a whole bunch.

It may be an odd thing to be proud of, but I like how my book shelves look. They aren’t beautiful, but it pleases me no end to see them filled as they are with comic books.

Meal deal changing at Asda because ‘health reasons’ has nerfed a good offer. Sometimes you just wanted to down two cans of monster with you cheese and onion sandwich you know.

It as if they can’t empathise at all. I know you have only asked me once if I have any, but I have been ask well over a dozen times. This twitch comes with the empty trays Madame

Honestly, customers need to check their tone when they ask if we have something in when presented with clearly empty shelves and no stock. Of course I’ll just go out back and magic some out my arse for you. Get real.

Not even on peoples houses, actual strung up properly on lamp posts like they own them

Love that for me, walking back from my Partners, only to come across two England flags just as I get to my street. The f is wrong with you all

25 years on fruit and veg, Tesco, if that helps at all for what my training/presentation is like.

Anyway, be my 25th year of working retail, I can dress up smart if need be, I like to think of my self as easy to get on with- if you have a team that need someone like me, think of me next time you want to fill a position

Get back off of lunch to get on with the usual routine and I get the dirtiest of looks from the store manager- one thing I will give ‘em, yes there were a couple of spots on the shop floor that needed seeing to, but come on my guy. There are better ways of getting good work out of your employees

Love going to work to be treated like a kid.

lemmings

I am fed up of living in unprecedented times, no scratch that. I am fed up of seeing history repeat itself. Like why is it always the bad stuff that comes back around? When was the last good thing that happened in the world attributed to ‘history repeating itself’ ?

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Or banana man, a cartoon theme tune of some variation