𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹

“It just makes cleanup more complicated”

She doesn’t understand why some guys wanna make her ass sweatier

Freaks, the bunch of them are >:(

Yeah! She—

…Wait what?

Ok she lied. Hazel just wanted to take her chairs in particular

𝐀𝐧𝐤𝐡𝐚 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧~

“I see you staring, hun. Why don’t you come get a closer feel, me-meow?~”

-Snooty, but also clingy~
-Female portrayal (can be futa sometimes)
-Mainly prefers females and futas
-Pretty selective~

More info below ——————
❤️+♻️

Annnnnd she’s sitting back down, pressing her full weight on Anastasia…all she can see (and smell) is Hazel’s fat ass

“There! Now we can both can relax”

“Fine! Have your chairs back”

They’re drenched in ass sweat at this point…it’s gonna get all over the floor at this point

“But I already got comfyyyyyyy…”

“I was being conservative! It’s a better seat than these”

What? One of them was for you? Hazel stole your seat?

Did you really expect Hazel to sit down on ONE froggy chair?! Are you blind or abundantly stupid?!

ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤

𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡

“AYO, NOOK!”

Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated

“It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks

It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks

It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

Hazel laughs, patting the pup on her back

“Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”

“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”

“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach”

Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…

“B-Bucktooth?!”

Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up

“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”

“NOT HELPING!”

Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…

>:(

Gayass

“A-Are my teeth that big?”

“F-For real?”

Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display

“She…she made fun of my buckteeth”

Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry

“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”

“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie”

Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what

“…Right. You’re old and what not”

“Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”

“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”

Reading the petition title…

“A warning for the redheaded squirrel: she’s been working up a sweat”

“…What the hell do you want me to sign?”

She was in the middle of basketball training when Marshal approached her

Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge