Azztro

True fact: I have never seen a Labubu irl before

I’m shooting lasers out of my eyes and humping all my furniture

I haven’t cum in 8 days bro 😭

If I didn’t form the problem solving skills I learned in college I wouldn’t have my current job, I’d still be living off an OF and server’s wage lol

not to sound boomer but I’m so glad chatgpt didnt exist yet when I was in college

I had this dream where I separated twitter for ass content and bluesky for bod content

Real shit tho, that’s why I stopped the SW grind

the GTA 6 pride parade discourse is so scary. 30% of the population looks forward to mowing down queers for fun :(

Even though I met my partner on tinder I’ve found dates through hobbies and mutual friends. Lots of those interactions happen when you least expect it too, so keep putting yourself out there

Holy shit a new Men I Trust album

Which is imo cooler than a civic!

Idk if you posted the wrong pic but that’s a Datsun 280Z :)

Nice! Hatchback?

$3k for a silver EK coupe with 88k miles 🤯

Uh oh I might get another civic

[bladerunner ryan gosling looking up meme]

Yeah I love red heads

is it weird to say that I love stretch marks?

Somebody on Twitter called me femboy unc once, I guess I’ll take it lol

Skull and Bones have really cute ones but idk they are pretty expensive imo

Oh yeah I remember. He was always a complete nutjob

I was forced to go to a Meijer in a hellscape suburb this morning and got yelled at by a Karen in the pharmacy line saying I cut in front of her, even though she wasn’t in the fucking line. Most entitled generation I swear

I must know who this is 👀

Truly accurate

Went back on my sfw twitter and it’s all racism, grifting, people dying and all around shittiness that makes you loose hope. It’s always been bad but after taking a long break it’s shocking how toxic that place is

Everything was amazon, but the top was from an online thrift store and it never came with a tag :/

ngl.link/heeemeh

oh made a cum vid you know where

I’ll take a break, I have to get off the internet for a while

throwback tummy

We are girl-sized