Cassandra Medcalf

Hahahaha, for real!! It’s so frustrating!

Dear phone companies:
I NEVER want, nor WILL I ever want, my power button on my phone to summon my virtual assistant.
I want it to turn my phone on or off. That’s why it’s called a “power button”.
Calling it a “side button” when you release an OS update doesn’t change that.

Recording the audiobook for my first spicy monster romance. Love this book!! There is a surprising amount of plot for all those triggers 🤣 #romantasybooks #monsterromance #spicybooks

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The first two books of the For the Love of Titans series are available now on KU! For all you monsterf***ers out there ;) #monsterromance #booksky #romantasybooks

THAT ALSO ANNOYS ME!

a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses with the words i 'm in behind him ALT: a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses with the words i 'm in behind him

Me: Man, I’m just having a tough time with this manuscript.
My Brain: Have you tried writing in a talking sword?
Me: that’s ridiculous. Why would I—
Brain: Danny Devito could voice it.
Me:

shredded cheese, chip bags- or how about the bags whose zippers are a third of the way down the FRONT for some godforsaken reason?!?!

Spouse: That song always bothered me.
Me: Why?
Spouse: Because they spend all this time saying they don't want no scrubs, but they don't explain what a scrub *is*
Me: *stares in shock*
Spouse: Like, what is a scrub?
Me: *deep breath* A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine: also known as a "bustah"...

I disagree. I feel like I can’t open ANYTHING anymore! Peanut butter, cream cheese, anything in a box… like, what strength adhesive are these manufacturers using??

My fanart of The Kraken’s Castaway, by Cassandra Medcalf, check her out here:
@cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social

When I say I imbibed this book as soon as I physically could… y’all… if you’re into tentacle ‘exploration’, it hits the spot alright 🐙

WHO IS SEALING THESE CREAM CHEESES??

Good morning #duluthmn! I'll be signing books at Zenith Bookstore today from 1-3, and I'm bringing these two cuties to say hi! I am so excited that Zenith is pet friendly 😍
#indiebookstore #romancebooks

Hey #duluthmn ! I'm about to be on the air on 103.3 The North for MN Reads! www.thenorth1033.org/mn-reads #mnreads #steamyromance

ARC Review for my upcoming #monsterromance, The Kraken's Castaway:
Get your ARC here! booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS

😍 I love these characters so much!!! You'll NEED to know what happens!

The audiobook for Westside Oracle will remain gratis on my webstore because I believe that once you hear
@cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social
narrate the first book, you'll want to hear the other three. The book is good on its own, but her performance is top notch narration!

First ARC reviews are coming in... 🤩
You can still sign up to be an ARC on BookSirens: booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...

#wipwednesday for The Kraken's Castaway (ARC spots available on BookSirens!)
booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...

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ARC spots are available for my upcoming dark monster romance, The Kraken's Castaway! booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...
#booksky #arcreader #indieauthor #monsterromance #darkromance

#wipsnips from my upcoming novel, The Kraken's Castaway:
"Phorkys stirs within me, and for the first time I feel when he rises to my face, my eyes burning a neon glow that shines in Lillian’s face. I can see the cyan highlights in her assessing gaze. "
#monstersmut #booksky #monsterromance #kraken

I understand why authors are upset about the KU boycotts. Truly, I do. But every few months, we have this go around, and each time we lose an opportunity to ask:
Readers, where are you going instead of Amazon? If you could pick anywhere to support, where would it be? Let's go there! #booksky

Hey #duluthmn! I'm at the Bookstore at Fitger's from Noon to 2pm, signing my books 😁
If you like #romcom s, stop on by!

Bi+ Book Gang - Submissions BI ALL ACCOUNTS We are thrilled to announce an upcoming Bi+ Book Gang anthology: Bi All Accounts. This collection aims to celebrate and amplify the diverse experiences and perspectives of bi+ individu...

Hey all #bisexualwriters! Only one week left to submit to the Bi+ Book Gang anthology, Bi All Accounts!
The theme is #bierasure. Now, more than ever, we need your stories! Submit on our google site: sites.google.com/biplusbookga...

#booksky #queerwriters #biwriters #biauthors #bisexualauthors

Oooo, @impyeu.bsky.social should be on this list! She's incredible!

Time to shout out my bookish artists starter pack again!

#booksky #booktok #writers #artists #bookishart #coverart #illustration #illustrators

I love libraries because it's modern day Robin Hood in action. Stealing from the rich (via property taxes) and giving to the poor (via books, knowledge, rentals, maker resources, safe spaces, and community).

But of course! 🤣

This has been my entire February 😭 Got my Libby looking like Netflix, givin' me decision fatigue!

Man, this feeling. So good!