Sam

My reputation can’t take it

Hm…much to consider

i dont get your reference and now i hate you

Drag name: Casey Anthony

The Coca Cola AI generated commercial is so bad who do I need to send anthrax to over it

The collective gasp when I answered that my office was ten blocks away from the shooting…this is how celebrities must feel

If you saw me post this on Twitter first…sorry I forgot this place existed

Said “my boyfriend” instead of just “my friend” at the mechanic

Doing Conclave with my friends to figure out which gay bar to go to

At a house party and they just put on the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight should I jump out the window?

Surely this will fix me