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It’s like if I called myself The Chairman of the Board I mean why.

Dunno, but this guy pissed me off tonight.

You can call your blog whatever but not “The Editorial Board” jfc. What, you answer to Jeb Bartlett?

Tbf held of it was that ungodly smug picture and the insufferable name.

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

Spent all day with my "girlfriend" whom I "love" and couldn't find time to post this, but:

Dropkick Murphys: I'M A SAILOR
Beastie Boys: PEG
Dropkick Murphys: AND I LOST MY
Beastie boys: LEG

Salacious Crumb’s son, Lascivious.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

20 minutes in and I still think the Saw movies are trash. Like the main thesis is that they’re not, but I’ll keep watching.

wikipedia article showing an otter with the caption: "North American river otter are probably unaware of how Beatmania IIDX works"

i found them … they’re *charging* … and they’re BEAUTIFUL.

Its probably too hard and there isn't so much a story as there is a lot of impenetrable lore, but jfc this is off.

“Hey it’s like Buddy Holly and the Crickets, but with a pun.”

It’s interesting how The Beatles overcame their lame name but The Beach Boys don’t quite transcend from theirs.

You gotta hand it to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris: they were the only two people who predicted that Donald Trump would be bad

And he has to use his House of Cards accent. This is a deal breaker.

I love how unappealing it looks. I wouldn’t trust any food in that lunchbox.

They should have kept that gorilla channel on his TV going.

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Use forbidden words!

Just bizarre. I used to pay attention to this guy, I have no idea why he torched his reputation over nothing.

very sorry

I'm also grossed out by the sheer indifference of American society. And I know no one watches CNN anymore or thinks highly of the US Senate, but the whole nation is just going along.

I'm not running for office, so I can say this: Americans, on the whole, suck.

I don't know. This is what everyone is saying, but if I lived in Iran I wouldn't want to "win" through all this indiscriminate bombing and impoverishment.

It's like saying the Gaza Strip "won" by simply surviving.

Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

🚨 FURRY ON THE PITT 🚨

I've studied this region for years and I think something that gets lost all too often is that we're dealing with a culture where it's considered very upsetting to murder hundreds of children with a missile

Yeah and the guy fucking the alligator will do insider trading and rip you off.

Thank you Marco Rubio for accepting his new role as Plenipotentiary for Total War. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

one of the worst eras in film history is that period where every third wide release co-starred shia lebeouf and one of the aging leading men he was being touted as a successor to (harrison ford, michael douglas, robert redford, etc)

darth vader: you have failed me for the first time
darth vader: what support can i provide to help you succeed at contributing to the achievement of our team goals?