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Almost 80 years old and still hasn't figured out that his parents sent him to military school because of his atrocious behavior.

13.03.2026 01:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Changes in DC outside temps inversely related to the price of a gallon of gas?

13.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unlike, I guess, the many American politicians actively seeking to exclude "biological" women from women's sports?

12.03.2026 20:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come to think of it, even w/r/t those persons they could prove lack relevant decision making capacity or would otherwise be candidates for having guardians appointed, who the heck would they get to serve as the guardians? And who pays? And who petitions for guardianship in state courts?

12.03.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean what institution of higher learning wouldn't want their student body to include someone of such high character as Donald Trump? Just his experience at the military-style high school he attended (per his parents' wishes) would have had them drooling over him.

12.03.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Waltz forgot that, after hosting the Taliban at Camp David, his boss ordered the US military out of Afghanistan.

12.03.2026 16:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would be an interesting to FOIA the heck out of this arrangement between FBI and UFC fighters.

12.03.2026 16:04 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Office of the Inspector General The Office of the Inspector General is directly responsible for meeting the statutory mission of promoting economy, efficiency, and effectiveness in the administration of Social Security Administratio...

WP article, SSA's Office of Insepctor General (OIG) is investigating, which, in ordinarily, would be great. At the moment, however, SSA OIG's website mentions there's no one currently at the helm. "The Inspector General position is currently vacant." Thank Trump.
oig.ssa.gov/about-oig/th...

11.03.2026 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's cute, Kevin, that you think you're wife is complimenting you, but (and it brings me to joy to have to share this) she is having her way with you! Have you looked into the possibility of engaging the services of a husband advocate? (If that's not a thing, it should be) 😉

08.03.2026 15:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wake up and smell the coffee, man! Your wife is engaging in the dark art of husband manipulation. The effusive praise is calculated to positively reinforce the behavior that is desirable to her. She wants to get you to fix more stuff around the house!

08.03.2026 15:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 👍 6036 🔁 3500 💬 289 📌 237

Truth

05.03.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America first . . . to put its sailors and ships at grave risk.

03.03.2026 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And, IIRC, the epstein files even include email correspondence between Melania and Ghislaine. And the tone of the emails suggested they were quite friendly with one another.

27.02.2026 18:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The more Oz speaks, the more he confirms Trump's idiocy in appointing him to head up CMS.

25.02.2026 22:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Just as I drew it up on the chalkboard..." Donald Trump, soon.

20.02.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems he's abandoned the use of the euphemism, "when you're a star, they let you do it."

18.02.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoliation.

13.02.2026 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep thinking she must have a member of her staff, whose salary and benefits we, the taxpayers, fund, who is tasked with coming up with catchy insults like "washed-up loser lawyer." Would be interesting to FOIA the docs and communications re: her prep for the hearing.

12.02.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Par for the course for this cabinet (and for the cabinet of first Trump admin. I remember former then-Rep. Katie Porter schooling Ben Carson on how his department works.

10.02.2026 18:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FOIA

07.02.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What, you're a combobulation skeptic?

07.02.2026 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Around 32% of Cassidy's constitutents are African American, and this is how he represents them? He fails to meet the moment every single time.

07.02.2026 14:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who is the friend, and how is it that they are able to prove a negative?

07.02.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which reminds me that I've been wondering what Rex Tillerson is up to these days.

05.02.2026 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Troublemaker is my middle name.

01.02.2026 20:34 👍 18421 🔁 3049 💬 550 📌 189

Same!

30.01.2026 19:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spot on. Greg Bovino's wikipedia bio says his great grandparents immigrated to the US in 1909. My grandparents immigrated a little later. I keep thinking that, if those Italian immigrants were subjected to the same level of harrassment as today's Somali-Americans, I might have never been born!

30.01.2026 19:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strong wife beater vibes

29.01.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're forgetting that sometimes the perfect is the enemy of the good. Suozzi is good. Very good, in fact.

29.01.2026 14:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0