My fat ass thought the second thumbnail was pancakes
11.03.2026 23:40
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My fat ass thought the second thumbnail was pancakes
Today the biggest challenge facing writers is all the birds talking to you, speaking your name in extinct languages, words remembered only by magpies and stones and the old shadow that lives in the well.
GEN X OUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME
If you're in the UK and interested in trying things, Miniatura is on this weekend and you should absolutely go.
miniatura.co.uk
Nature vs nurture is a myth.
Nurture the nature within.
Encourage children to grow antlers and a coat of moss.
Teach them of the old gods of thorns & fog.
Set them free in the old forest to become the monster they were meant to be.
God I miss Power Wash Simulator.
Your daily affirmation:
I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it's ok if I wear a tiara of goblin bones to my nephew’s birthday party.
Oh no it's horny pigeon time
Why is Glen Powell in everything he's like a cup of warm water
THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHINING THE SUN IS SHIN
INFURIATING
Je suis #nipplequake
MAJESTIC 🤩
I, too, slayed the fridge demons this week. WHY DON'T MEN KNOW HOW TO USE GLAD WRAP OR TIN FOIL
Canberra had an earthquake that looks like a nipple
Anyone else just really fucking sick of Jack Black
No thank you! I hate those toxic fuckers!
There is a giant migration of toads not far from here, so you'd better fucking believe I'll be doing whatever I have to in order to get there.
GROMP
Happy old man day, Stephen!!
Big grouch
Most economists agree that by the time you're 50, you should be living in a book-filled cottage at the edge of the forest and solving minor mysteries in your village with the aid of a curious ghost cat.
Hahahaha yes
No context needed. It is the universal rhetorical.
This is the perfect time to rewatch 7 seasons of the X Files.
Therapist: Roman mosaic crack-owl can't hurt you
Roman mosaic crack-owl:
AZIZ! LIGHT!
AS NATURE INTENDED