Law Ninja

No fail at all. I got a great chuckle out of it as I also thought this was all Loons.

Nice work, and thanks.

Ya, I can do this…actually may have done this.

Would just need my couch one mile from my shitter. I would pace the beers and tacos intermittently with the explosive diarrhea.

5 short round trips.

I’ll except a lower prize as well. Maybe just pay for the beer & tacos.

I spent most the night trying to fix this. I have a winner.

Need real pressure to make changes. MLS/Clubs don’t consider supporters, so I looked at $$$.

Any stoppage for VAR triggers free concessions. Instead of sitting in the rain watching ref watch tv, go get my free beer. 🤔

Work in progress

Bet that was cool. Didn’t get through massive line until 6:15.

The new one hour before game to open the gates seems pretty lame.

The NW/VIP line started well past the ticket office.

Watching from home or local bar seems the better experience.

Weird! Sounders care very little for the supporters.

The whole game experience sucks.

Notice all the temporary “no parking” signs around the field. Cars being towed. Very few places to eat/drink around the field (open).

And now giant lines to get in (no Clear to top it off)

Disappointed 🤦‍♂️

Shoot outs are worse than 3 on 3 for deciding the game.

Shootouts lean heavily on an individual effort/performance.

3 on 3 is all offense

Maybe 4 on 4?

5 on 5 can drag on and on with solid D.

Such a great story. Pinheiro went first and set the pace.

The best is the announcer’s shock as each skier that followed fell off the pace.

Nobody beat him. Insane.

Parabéns Lucas!!!

Peter Griffin as a high school kid taking care of a shit talker.

Bravo sir

Is it just me, or is it hard to take a dude wearing a fancy red belt sliding around on one foot seriously?

Reminds me of the Bowling Beef with Jesus in the Big Lebowski.

Thanks for posting. Gave me a good laugh.

😂

Don’t worry, they are in line with all the other Seattle sports. It makes less sense to have season tickets each year.

At least the Seahawks tickets hold value. I love paying $120 for my seat right next to the kid that dropped a $20 at Sounders matches.

No real benefit. 🤷‍♂️

Everything in Brazil is jammed with energy and fun.

Sports in Portuguese or Spanish is pretty insane.

Check out the pre-funk for Lent in Rio sometime. 😉

Going to a Vegas home game is awesome. Kraken’s 1st NHL game was in Vegas, and they did a better opening for the Kraken than we do in Seattle. They even have a video tentacle snag the Vegas helm and drag it into the deep. Sick show to welcome the 32nd team. CPA also has all 32 team banners hanging!

Rule Nerd question: when Melanson got hit in the chin with the butt of a stick from a player on the bench. Is that a high sticking minor and the guy on the bench goes to the box?

Or is it bench minor and someone on the ice goes?

Or is it complicated and better to ignore (like last night)?

I feel like Grubi would simply be cross with someone and never fight.

Now, Joey would probably beat the brakes off someone given the chance.

I like our goalie tandem. 😆

That being said, Goalie Fights are so entertaining.

Why? Are they tearing the arena down?

You know Ovi has one more (at least) in him. 🤔

I really like this rule. Super fun and adds to the hype of a shorty.

Please tell me Seattle cranks AC/DC’s “Jailbreak” when this happens.

NHL needs to adopt this rule.

Bravo!

For an é play…may I suggest George Orwall’s 1984?

Yeah, not interested in words. That’s the currency of politics.

Let’s evaluate action.

…so far, nothing

Fuck ya!

I wish this was the biggest “issue” in the US right now.

I have to admit, Zegras puts together some nasty goals. Glad he is doing well in Philly.

Loved beating the Ducks when they came to Seattle. Especially the little baby rant when he destroyed the sin bin camera. 😉

Nice way to hit our 20th win.

Hope the levee broke for Catton. Love to see him open his account with 2 against an Original Six.

Awesome stuff

This really sucks. I thought Rose would be the next Head Coach to carry on.

Good luck to Andy, and sad to see Seattle not hang on to him.

…shit

Loved that Coach fully supported Canner dropping the gloves.

Love the jailbreak rule. Would be fun to see it in the NHL

The empty net scenario makes it even more interesting.

Not likely. We seem to be running low on players due to injury and healthy scratches. 🤦‍♂️

Rough season this is turning into.

Nobody else had a problem with that hit either. The Kraken need to standup for each other, especially when the refs don’t.

There’s no bite in the Kraken right now.

Do that in San Jose and Reaves will nail gun your eyes shut.

Seattle will simply be cross with you. 😳

No quit in Montour. Kraken need to find some offense to match their incredible defense (29 & 62)!

I would argue it is also the safest! 😂

I don’t knows what anyone is talking about. I was traveling and didn’t jump on to watch until the 3rd period. I watched simple dominance.

Well done boys. 👏🏼

😂

Looks like it may have been his own player’s stick. Hard to see, but would make more sense for the goal being allowed.