that is literally just a solid color wtf
that is literally just a solid color wtf
it was built for a different century. shock and awe doctrine isn't built for protracted war, or for a decentralized opponent. it's built for peacocking and keeping satellite states in line. the us military stopped having a purpose in 1991 and cold warriors have been looking for a peer ever since.
Why do drinks have like 30 fucking grams of sugar in a little can dude I barely eat 10 grams of sugar a day on the high end.
after all... why not? why shouldn't I buy a Dongfeng 61 missile plushie on aliexpress?
trying to sketch in a way that makes the sketch itself presentable instead of unintelligible
feetma
work like a charm
generational fumble
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
This exact moment is perhaps the least true this has ever been
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AHHHHHH
“ASMR: Soviet pins and stamps collection” is a weirdly niche thing for the algo to recommend
Now that they’re doing the whole “we hope to launch this year” thing I’m really starting to not care because this thing is going to age so fast and it doesn’t have the utility of being a handheld to justify it.
boss thinks I’m in a rush to update the website when he has us cutting grass full days and about to do a big job out of town and I don’t get paid anywhere near what a web designer does
nah he can fuck off lol
IWY
I AM GONNA BE SICK, THEY GOT JEALOUS
Better days are coming
I just realized that Grace is in my age range, which means...
#residentevil
kiraraa
"Runner Relaxation" - Models by MMR server - Face Rigs by me - Ko-Fi Request. @VandalToeSucker (Show them some love :v) #MarathonTakeover Play Marathon. EAL - SEAL - SEAL - SEAL -SEAL-S
Yeah this game is never going to die
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US told me Iran keeps blowing up its THAAD systems so I asked how many THAAD systems it has and it said it just goes to imperial outposts and gets a new THAAD system so I said it sounds like it’s just feeding THAAD systems to Iranian missiles and then Netanyahu started crying.
i think about this way more than i should
initial tweet: Ahhh…this is…not good. My Samsung Galaxy Ring’s battery started swelling. While it’s on my finger 😬. And while I’m about to board a flight 😬 image of a man's finger being constricted by a silver-colored band with the rest of his finger turning red and slightly swollen quote retweet says: tried to think about what the fuck a smart ring could be useful for and all I came up with was a Stroke Tracker ™️ for #PreciseJerkers
Fuckin imagine Travis Touchdown bawling his eyes out at the end of Undertale, closing the game, and immediately googling "Toriel Hentai".
buying things with the shawty card is so whimsical