Remember indie games aren't $80 and they're usually cooler

I feel like i haven't been on here much lately
Hi hello

A pretty pebble ofc

I have something that's maybe a bit mean to say but the most interesting thing about blowing resources to send Katy Perry into space is that she probably experienced it with the same depth of the average Six Flags goer on a rollercoaster

It’s time

Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Trans rights are human rights.

Forever.

Finally have a moving date in mind to move to Seattle next month
I can't wait to be closer to family

Full Pink Moon

Got 3 numbers at the sapphic bar last night AYOOO

I got to help out a customer with a promposal for their girlfriend yesterday, it was so cute. We spelt Prom? On a pancake with m&m's

It's so nice to have friends who are also trans/nb lesbians

Pink text that says "If my dysfunction is so bad, how did I get to be an executive at it" with a pixilated unicorn on a pink background

no, paramore. it ain't fun

that's fine i was kinda done with "buying things" for a while anyway

Trust me, I hurt my own feelings more than you could ever hurt mine.

I could die in a rosary

Adding "but that's just me" after giving the absolute worst dogshit advice to a coworker

Ty qmb🩵💙🐰 appreciate ya bro!

I feel like my voice alone makes it really obvious that imma big ole lez

You say I'm changing, sorry I didn't know I had to stay the same

Wish I could chew on some Polly Pocket clothing to take the edge off.

Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying

thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes

Life is good

Rise from your graves