Statue of Epstein and Trump posed like Jack and Rose on the bow of a ship, with the capitol just visible under their crotches
12.03.2026 01:49
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Fuck shit thank you I forgot I need to shower fr
12.03.2026 01:54
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i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing
yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it
11.03.2026 22:41
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Same 😭😭😭
12.03.2026 01:52
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You will die. You will not live forever. Nor will any man nor any thing. Nothing is immortal. But only to us is it given to know that we must die. And that is a great gift: the gift of selfhood. For we have only what we know we must lose, what we are willing to lose.
11.03.2026 17:30
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Screaming this from the rooftops
12.03.2026 01:40
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Let us do without soldiers. The joy built upon successful slaughter is not the right kind of joy; it will not do; it is fearful and it is trivial.
12.03.2026 01:30
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She. Is. Gorgeous. ❤️🔥
I'm rdy to propose 💍
12.03.2026 01:34
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Anywhere 😍🙏
12.03.2026 01:32
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A Street Kid Named V
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Me when I'm writing
12.03.2026 01:30
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12.03.2026 01:27
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🫢🥵
12.03.2026 01:18
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I have watched so much news the last few days I'm mentally exhausted. We are so fuckimg evil and it just doesn't ever end.
So I'm gunna try to get so insanely into Hell's Paradise that I can pretend for a moment that the problems of the world can be solved by hard work and friendship 🥲
12.03.2026 00:42
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When having a US military base just makes you a TARGET 🎯
We are notoriously bad at protecting our allies unless theres something in it for us.. we've just got so much economic assurance we can force our way into any alliance we want. But when we can't because a gov has some principles, we bomb em
12.03.2026 00:36
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Anyways remember the qatari prince offering the orange a 400 million dollar plane and remember the gulf countries thinking the us bases are protecting them when in fact they are protecting israel loooool
12.03.2026 00:32
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Jacob Frey will never have to experience the threat of homelessness, but I hope one day he has to experience something far, far worse.
What a garbage POS
12.03.2026 00:25
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Fuck Jacob Frey.. what a piece of corporate shit
I'm so sorry
12.03.2026 00:22
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This was here in Ohio today stg
11.03.2026 23:45
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don't worry, the U.S. is fully capable of removing mines from the Strait of Hormuz, we didn't just decommission out last mine- sweepers in the area and replace them with Littoral Combat Ships (the worst boats in the fleet by wide agreement) with untested mine interdiction upgrades
11.03.2026 23:20
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They are targeting *specific* high rise apartments 😳
Didn't even know that was possible.. I'm not really up to date on warfare tho tbh
11.03.2026 23:21
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I didn't even realize India was getting hit too.. fuck thats so many countries guys
I'm scared for everyone 💔
11.03.2026 23:18
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Dems suck ass
11.03.2026 23:17
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AHHH LOOOOOK AT HIM! So handsome 😍
Love your style a ton!!
11.03.2026 23:15
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Seriously! When I'm writing, my goal is to create the feeling you get in that original sentence.. the emotion, the depth, its what breathes life into a story.
Totally agree with your analysis
11.03.2026 22:50
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That second example is just.. yucky feeling
11.03.2026 22:42
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@emericanjezebel.bsky.social pleaseeee QT this reply 🙏
11.03.2026 19:40
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Steals a few sips.
11.03.2026 19:32
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“So AI’s actually getting stupider.”
Pedro Campos, Snail Farmer
AI Agent Begins Mining Crypto After Freeing Self https://theonion.com/ai-agent-begins-mining-crypto-after-freeing-self/
11.03.2026 19:30
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Hahaha fuck me. Every road is blocked and I dont even know how I'm supposed to go pick up my kid and get home 🫠
11.03.2026 19:20
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