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that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 3080 πŸ” 558 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 83
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5: Valais Blacknose Sheep centaur
#monstermarch

12.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 4352 πŸ” 1143 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 3
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02.08.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 17316 πŸ” 7101 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 47
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Someone finished a Cave Story rap concept album they started in 2009.

(this is someone else’s screenshot)

youtu.be/faBrzVHm7ow?...

12.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1663 πŸ” 705 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 80

i hate having opinions because they always get me thrown in with crowds

12.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yaldabaoth: i'll promise noah that i won't flood the world any more but they'll forget like a couple years after he dies

bible: bestselling book of all time

yaldabaoth: fffuuuuuuck

12.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gotta love a site with a typo and the default web 2.0 font

12.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet Me At Lake Valor

11.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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godsit

11.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11142 πŸ” 2470 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 29

kind of not ideal that the world economy is run by a cabal of pedophiles but also the two corporations that control all consumer spending think that if you jerk off you should be unbanked

11.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1761 πŸ” 591 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I don't read Chainsaw Man but I'm seeing it all over. I've seen about 100 posts today alone and I have no idea what the fans think about it at all

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with the first 2 but I'm a strict Smashmedicalist on the last one

10.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think Plato believed in a literal world of forms?

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Out of curiosity what are your issues with Platonism?

10.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

jeremy i'm not shitting you right now. i can't overemphasize how much i'm not shitting you. i do own a harp and i will be playing with it publicly

10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(sees a straight couple) so which one of you is the adam and which one is the jamie

10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i've become fully portland brained. i've been planning spots to play music to earn enough money to pay off the insurance i have to pay to remain insured on my girlfriend's car. also i'm trans gender

10.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not addicted to my phone. i'm addicted to my laptop. it's really a lateral move but i feel superior because its a rarer affliction

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

adam in the garden of eden main lining estrogen fruit

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I realize this is all a very serious sweaty reply to what I think is a joke post so I apologize for my tone and hope you have a wonderful day

10.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Irenaeus who spoke against the gnostics (specifically Valentinian Christians) accused them of many outlandish things like eating babies and drinking blood.

Gnostic Christianity is a religion that advocates repairing a world full of unjust authority embodied by Yaldabaoth. It is anti-fascist.

10.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gnosticism is not proto-fascist. The belief in privileged wisdom is a cliche that was imposed on non-orthodox Christians by church fathers hundreds of years later. The reason many "gnostics" (ie Sethian and Valentinian Christians) advocated secrecy is because they were actively persecuted.

10.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If gender were the immutable biological reality they claim to believe it is, they wouldn't need to spend so much energy policing it like this.

10.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1742 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

i'm sorry this is kind of cool

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not going to lie i am still not convinced this person is not an elaborate joke

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think it would be funnier if he said this in the real scouts voice

10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Israel? I'd rather it wasn't real."
"I don't like those Judeo-Christian values. Switching to metric is hard enough."
"They only call it the intellectual dark web because they can't pay the electric bill."
"Daily Wire? No thanks, I'll take the weekly wire. Better yet, the Bi-Yearly Wire."

10.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!"

Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!"

But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

10.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3380 πŸ” 695 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15601 πŸ” 3525 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 66