Southpaw

so long suckers! i rev up my war machine and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates my economy is lying completely dead on the pavement

photo of Alex Schaefer painting a bank across the street from him. It's a beautiful, bright, sunny day, and the pristine bank is contrasted nicely against the painting of the building consumed by a raging inferno.

Do y'all remember Alex Schaefer, the artist who would go around painting various real-world banks engulfed in flames?

I've been thinking about his work a lot lately, as we watch payment processors continue to punish people over porn.

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Pete Hegseth's "Department of War" spent $7.4 million on lobster tails, more than $15 million on ribeye steaks, and hundreds of thousands on doughnuts...in September.

openthebooks.substack.com/p/pentagon-s...

Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

Mom read the nutrition labels and calculated calories per dollar so we could stretch our foodstamp money.

Jake Lang Texts between ALEX ROSEN and myself this morning, Nice fake set up groypers- but I wouldn't even allow this person to attend my protests until they were 16 Nothing else was discussed except going to a protest. Obvious phishing scam that my team caught right away & deterred

Alex Rosen: Were those messages real Im just asking before anything Lang: Nick Fuentes went on a 10 minute vicious rant about me on his show yesterday so the groyper army has been attacking me with dozens of phishing hoax's and scams, My lawyers are gathering everything now and preparing to strike back hard now Rosen: Bet. Well were those texts you being fr or fucking around Lang: My team who does my DMs from out of the country suspected I was being phished, I confirmed it by asking their age and telling them the legal boundaries Never spoke to them again after

Rosen: Makes sense. And wym "phished' Lang: They were talking about coming to my protests, and then switched trying to rope the conversation into something illegal and we pulled the plug I told them I needed women for my burka and bikini march that was planned for February in Florida and they started search, but this person was phishing us to set me up for something illegal which I then pulled the plug on Rosen: What made us refer to this girl as honey and baby Lang: Never once was there a pet name used after this phisher identified their age No talks we had other than them coming to a protest

Lang: No talks we had other than them coming to a protest Rosen: Yup agreed. Can you send me the full chats from your end Id like to see what was said after her age From "her" end. That guy that phished specifically sets people up for clicks Lang: The chat was cleared but I know. for a fact that the last message that was sent said was the one that said 'I can't see you' The full text thread has been posted posts

lang CONFIRMS texts are real, claims the DMs sent via his instagram & an iPhone were sent by his “team,” doesn’t explain why someone on his team would refer to someone as “honey” or “baby” or why they’d switch to text with a suspected phisher.

That convo: x.com/jakelang/sta...

The Zerg on Instagram: "🚨 JAKE LANG FILES DROP 🚨 @jakelang1776" 12K likes, 662 comments - thezerggg on March 9, 2026: "🚨 JAKE LANG FILES DROP 🚨 @jakelang1776".

pedophile sting by “the zerggg” here: www.instagram.com/reel/DVr3Bn3...

hey in case you missed it jake lang got caught in a pedophile sting trying to arrange a meetup with what he thought was a 15-year old girl

Yet another right wing pedophile! I'm seeing a pattern, here...

LOL

Prion capitalism

when it works it works

He lied just to stabilize the market for those who bought the dip to sell back, then dropped this after market close.

Map snapshot depicting the predicted relative anomalousness of surface temperatures from the ECMWF ensemble over the Western U.S. in about a week from now. A a huge region of bright orange and red colors (depicting extremely high warm temperature anomalies) is centered right in the middle of the map, and covers essentially the entire region.

Lots of buzz online about an upcoming major March heatwave for the American SW & California. And in this case, it does indeed appear increasingly likely than an extremely anomalous and even record-breaking heatwave may envelop much of the SW about a week from now.

Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

I might be too old for it now but if I'm not and they try to pull this shit I ain't fuckin doing it

an oil tanker on fire in the ocean caption: actually, the solution to rising oil prices is to annihilate the fossil fuel industry COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN

Says the guy who helped facilitate the transport of five red heifers from Texas to Tel Aviv because many evangelical Christians believe that a red heifer needs to be sacrificed to usher in the End Times. More here: christiannightmares.substack.com/p/mike-johns...

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

The grovelling is an engagement tactic. The tool needs to regain your trust so you will continue to use it, so it has been trained to simulate being sorry and promising to do better in the future, even though it's fundamentally incapable of delivering either.

Americans have no idea how much the world is shook, folks. Here in Thailand they have a running tally of how many days' worth of fuel the country has left.

They aren't gonna do it because they like that he is illegally warring with Iran. Repeatedly, Dem leadership has made it clear that they're only upset that he didn't follow the proper channels

a picture of a cnn headline that reads "'no room for diplomacy', senior Iranian official tells CNN" underneath a picture of a man in a black shirt and brown tweed jacket with white hair and a white beard

checked cnn and was briefly convinced that dr breen is a senior iranian diplomat

Attacks leave dead vs killed

We Now Have Early Warning Signal Of Ocean Current Collapse YouTube video by The World, The Universe And Us

New research shows that the Gulf Stream has already shifted
#AMOC pod with @alecluhn.com
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNhZ... AS

Screenshot of tweet: 'BREAKING: The world is now experiencing its largest oil supply shock in history, losing nearly 20 million barrels of oil supply per day. Top oil supply shocks: 1. Hormuz Closure (NOW): -20 million b/d 2. Iranian Revolution (1978): -5.5 million b/d 3. Yom Kippur War (1973): -4.5 million b/d 4. Iraq-Kuwait War (1990): -4.3 million b/d 5. Iran-Iraq War (1980): -4.0 million b/d 6. Russia-Ukraine War (2022): -2.0 million b/d The current supply shock is roughly the same size as the top 2-6 COMBINED.' [Kobeissi Letter]

'BREAKING: The world is now experiencing its largest oil supply shock in history, losing nearly 20 mn barrels of oil supply per day.

1. Hormuz Closure (NOW): -20 mn b/d
2. Iranian Revolution (1978): -5.5 mn b/d…

The current supply shock is roughly the same size as the top 2-6 COMBINED. [Kobeissi]

we see a lot of news stories about AI data centers ruining cities, noise, pollution, etc, so i'd really like to see some positive stories about AI, like someone burning down a data center, or a data center falling into a sinkhole. something that brings us together to laugh