Time to investigate the NACC

The pearl clutching was 10/10

Sounds almost Weinsteinian.

Look, some things you just take with you to the grave...

I bloody hope so

He used that water purifying mind trick on his feet

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The footage of that guy looking dejected as he walks back through the tunnel

My brother messaged me during the 4th set saying that he initially wanted Zverev to win but lost respect for him due to the pushing. I'm like, mate, do you not know the rat's game??

Not Zverev finally feeling a sense of injustice at someone getting away with something

It's the colour of fresh koala poop

Plus he has spawned a tennis-playing son. There is no fucking respite from them.

Trashy of AO to do this all the time. Give them privacy FFS.

His facial hair situation also needs an image rehabilitation

How do these mediocre men get these plum jobs? He also sounds like he has a biscuit perpetually stuck in his mouth.

I still don't understand wft Fett didn't challenge that line call

They need to be screened for trash before they can compete. It might disqualify entire cohorts from playing but 🤷‍♀️

This year sucks already 😭

Ikr she's supposed to respect her elders and take the L

I'm gonna be petty and blame Fissette for his useless ways

You know Kyrgios is full of it when he claims that he doesn't want to take a spot from someone else. Consideration for others has never been his strong suit.

It's also stupid from a strategic perspective - the Republicans are killing their own voter base.

Disappointing that Naomi Osaka played a key role in the pointless Sabalenka vs Kyrgios match

Dead at "she's trafficking racism". Thanks guys, I really needed a good laugh today 😂

omg I forgot about Jack Shoe! Almost wish he hadn't retired/was relevant/had talent so that this reference could be more widely used.

"That guy"

It has to be said. I fucking love you guys.

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Love how she cuts straight through the BS

"Scomo, Abbott and Howard were the worst prime ministers Australia has ever seen"
Albo: "Hold my beer".

Watt, the Fuck.