I knew it. Iran is coming for me. They want to silence the voice of a generation.
11.03.2026 23:03
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I knew it. Iran is coming for me. They want to silence the voice of a generation.
The “At any point” makes me want to pay extra for the exit row so I can help open the door.
Pant face looking like a Brad Neely cartoon.
A carefully rendered painting of John Wayne in a, what I assume was considered, beautiful frame for the time.
Fandom used to be so weird. You could have a lovingly framed picture of a movie star next to your family portraits just because you like watching him run around a desert shooting guys. It actually seems kind of nice. Am I talking myself into commissioning a portrait of Timothée Chalamet?
The only thing separating July and December is some extra weight and a party hat and that feels just right.
It’s so funny that we call them boxer shorts when they’re the very first thing you take off before a fistfight.
This has always been the point of ai being absolutely crammed down our throats. It allows CEOs, policy makers, military officials and people at the top to deflect blame for anything decision they make.
Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon
Realized my shoe was untied in a public restroom and now I’m prepared to just throw this pair away.
I just want to watch a stranger race Hot Wheels in his basement on Facebook reels but stuff keeps happening in the world :(
Got some pretty scathing historical comparisons in mind for this current administration. As soon as I learn photoshop it’s over for these clowns.
I sold prescription drugs in college and my nickname was Blister Package but those things are unrelated.
I only want to see your hiking vlog if you mistimed it and have to walk back in the dark.
Maybe we should all just cave and accept that handicap spaces are for people with placards or Dodge Chargers.
Oh Bluesky is an echo chamber? Brother, do you know how many dogshit basketball takes I have to wade through everyday just to exist here?
I guess people sincerely do not like it when you go back to a place you lived long ago and ask to look around. Exes in particular seem to hate it.
Listen, I’m not a romantic but every business person who says “Interesting, but how do you scale it up?” should be flayed and left out for ravens.
It’s working. Now I can tell they’re picturing me exactly the way they should.
Yelling to everyone on the beach that my stomach doesn’t usually look like this I just have to poop.
One of these guys.
An eel that looks like it was trying to surprise you.
Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.
A plumber saw me picking out pipe at the hardware store and asked if I wanted to hire him for the project. When I said no thank you, he offered me his card saying, “In case things don’t go smoothly.” Well I hope he realizes I shredded his card right outside and now my bathroom is completely fucked.
I don’t know who decided on Iran but I wish we could figure out how to get them to Ran to the Polls!
I would never implicate myself like that. Just in case he ever goes missing.
On the New York City snowball fight
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It’s wonderful to finally see representation in the industry for boys like me: a huge piece of shit.
i keep seeing billionaire tech bros obsessed with looking younger and younger every year and all I can think is "oh like a picture of Dorkian Grey"
Then it took a few more centuries of importing tomato plants before they even realized they were safe to eat. Italians were afraid they were poisonous because they’re nightshades.
