Jerrad Alexander

Are they just applying Crisco with a spatula as his base layer now?

America's least favorite wine aunty is back on the sauce

Astounding yet unsurprising how many of those who railed on about "free speech" and the "market place of opinion" actually hate both of those things.

Tuberville was a shitty football coach and, turns out, he's a horrible congressman and an even worse human being.

Whoda thunk?

I swear you can hear his brain rotting in real time.

What are unintended consequences? What is legal ambiguity? What are states rights? What is federal election interference? How does a Kansas congressman live in Florida? Is money from a tooth fairy taxable?

Anyone else who has ever clipped coupons and counted their last penny for groceries, gritted their teeth driving to work because the gas gauge was on "E" for the third day, or floated a check because payday wasn't until tomorrow, knows this is pure disingenuous bullshit.

Someone should remind these clueless, hateful chucklefucks that their boner pills, lip filler, Botox and Ozempic are off-label gender-affirming care, too.

Eisenhower's farewell address and thoughts on the threat of the US military industrial complex becoming its main economic driver post-WWII should be required reading.

LinkedIn profile screenshot

Which is lead by *drumroll please*....

this guy.

An incomplete website that shows 5-star reviews from the same "client" with the exact same filler text.

The return address leads back to a law firm that specializes in "estate planning and elder law" with such glowing reviews as "5-star lorim ipsum" and "insert text here".

Political junk mailer

Oh, and a mailer the same day! And since I'm no @marisakabas.bsky.social , I couldn't find jack on the PAC itself, but the return address?

Bullshit spam text using race baiting and misleading information

In case you're wondering how scared the GOP is about losing seats, we're now getting lies via spam texts in VA from the same people who've consistently tried to dilute the votes of POC voters and claimed mail-in voting is fraudulent.

The fracking cajones on these clowns.

Your average 5 year old, after losing at Connect Four, throwing a tantrum and dumping the pieces on the floor...

More abusive words from a serial abuser.

God damn, this festering asshole is decomposing on live TV and I can't wait to never hear his name or voice again.

Fragile male egos are why there's a canned water called, "Liquid Death".

Also, being a Millennial theater kid, every time some hyper masc bs like this pops up in my feed, all I hear in my brain is, "We are men! Manly men! Men in tight, TIGHT, tights!"

But will Tim Pool wear his formal beanie while pretending to enjoy cold McDonalds burgers?

So it's a "major combat operation" with "opening strikes" but not a war. Hmmm. I feel like I've heard that one before but I'm having trouble Putin my finger on it...

Sometimes the stereotypes are just too on-the-nose, but still ACAB.

If someone could kindly show Mr. Rubio a mirror? Preferably one attached to a dump truck at high speed?

Drunk motherfucker bombed a girls' elementary school and has the gall.

RoE are what (ideally) separate armed forces and law enforcement from terrorists, Nazis, despots, insurgents, etc.

Capital Police officers adhering to RoE are why there were still 1500+ people alive to be pardoned for Jan 6.

There's not a corner of hell hot enough for him

Sonic the Hedgehog giving a thumbs up above a banner which reads, "God fucking damn it"

Evergreen in these times...

Trying to explain to visitors how traffic laws differ in VA from home.

Midwest: Your car is on fire & has only a single working light at any given time, but you kept it to 10mph over the limit, so you're good.

VA: You're doing Mach Jesus in a school zone, but your tire pressures are impeccable.

Hateful, small-minded, fearful, stupid garbage like this is why I fled the Sunflower State at an early age.

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

This cruel, backwards, hateful shit is why when people ask where I'm from I say something like, "Oh, all over" or, "We moved a lot".

Trans rights are human rights, and my home state can't go a week without being a complete fucking embarrassment.

Counter offer: Canada makes the US it's 11, 12, 13, and 14th provinces, and Van Orden can go fuck himself.

There are roughly 7 billion people on the planet, so 14 billion (give or take) middle fingers, and that is still not enough for this colossal fuckery.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…