Sounds kind of noble when you put it that way.
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Sounds kind of noble when you put it that way.
But I bet they all had great things to say about President Trump.
"Wipers" is what Canadian soldiers called it.
50m 2-Dog Leash Untangle
Especially considering Jesus would have spoken Aramaic. So it's like "do you like the English or Japanese version of this Korean movie?"
[always wanted to go into space, volunteers for first trip]
[as they're closing the rocket door]
"Wait, you forgot my space suit--"
[click]
Dammit, I hated The Phantom Menace but he’s right
He's playing hit things with a stick.
"Once again, Secretary Hegseth, this [taps map] is small, while this [points to live feed of the Iranian navy mining the Strait of Hormuz] is far away."
This should be a campaign ad.
"Haha, and you think you're going to beat Collins?"
Someone notices a series of crimes over time that follows Jack the Ripper's MO.
Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While
Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While https://theonion.com/report-fun-aunt-has-to-go-away-for-a-while/
“Markets rejoice as man who always says what everyone wants to hear tells them what they want to hear”
This is how I access Bluesky.
"It is time for months of hideous crap which was hidden beneath the snow to be revealed!"
What part of "maximizing lethality" do you not understand?
Bricked up in fame!
Embalmed in fame!
Buried in fame!
Somewhere, an Iranian exile wished on a monkey's paw that the son will finally ascend to his father's throne.
Oh, ya (nods)
Blesséd are the click-savers.
Add alt text and be a HERO
You just got to find a way to cram 48 hours of living into 47 hours of weekend.
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
Trump’s War now providing a massive influx of cash for Iran’s ally Russia so they can continue to bomb civilians in Ukraine while we ask Ukraine for help against Iranian drones. Trump’s foreign policy in a nutshell.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend’s
Or of thine own were:
Any man’s death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.
The whole thing is lovely.
No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
There's no mistaking actual fighting. This isn't it.
