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Malta's Eurovision entry throwing me into bi panic 🥵

I was half expecting to check the date today and see 32nd of January! I know it's cliche but wow that lasted forever. One step closer to spring 🌱

"l like clockwork dandelions" - my 5 year old describing the fluffy white dandelion stage 😍

Newstead Abbey #moss

That makes so much sense!

Look at my daughter's Ursula doll, you can't tell me this bitch isn't a drag queen 💅

I got double prostitution... Sex work is valid work but it's not for me so I think I'll leave it thanks!

Bloody menace

I'm growing out my shaved sides and it's currently in the awkward sticking up phase where I can't do anything to hide it if my hair is up. Give me strength to persevere through this phase. I look like wolverine.

I had forgotten about wolfenoot! Thank you for the reminder 🐺

I'm always proud of my kid, but when she skips out of school and the first thing she tells me with genuine excitement is that one of her non verbal classmates tried really hard to communicate today "and mummy it made me feel so happy and proud of them" my heart could burst out of my chest.

I have accidentally algorithmed my bluesky into showing me almost exclusively pictures of mushrooms and moss. I am very pleased about this!! I love mushrooms and moss.

My partner took some absolutely beautiful really arty photos of the stinky man today!! Look at his face!

This Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honour the over 350 trans people killed globally this year, and many more who have died by suicide.

These are the violent consequences of anti-trans extremism.

We won’t rest until everyone in our society has dignity, freedom and safety.

It is snowing in Nottingham! (My child does have a coat she refused to wear it to the car)

The sky on my way to work this morning 🌄

Ooh this is fun
10 bands to get to know me (in no particular order)

1.Green Lung
2.Gojira
3.Bloodbath
4.Clutch
5.Eluveitie
6.Finntroll
7.Korpiklaani
8.Tool
9. Dadi Freyr (a curveball but I love him)
10. Slipknot (a throwback to my teen years ❤️)

This little princess is our first born feline child. 11 years old baby scrungly grumpy girl.

the best thing about cats is they ignore you all day, pretend you're trash but at night they curl up in your armpit and purr while you sleepily stroke their head

And I'd do it again!

5yo breaks wind and says "I love farting, it's my favourite wife"
Being a mum is such a gift.

One of the furry children (there are two) this gorgeous little boy has absolutely nothing going on in his brain. All he knows are box and be stinky.

Before W13 I played that wooden kerplunk game with him which he DEFINITELY cheated at just saying

My 5yo (who has never seen/read Harry Potter but is vaguely aware of it's existence) pointing at a picture of Lego Harry "that's Mario!" And then at Buckbeak "and that's the Grand Old Duke of York!"

Tried threads, couldn't keep up with it. Let's give this one a go eh? Hopefully less porn bots than X 🙃