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Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds, and this is my wife, Patti.

A vibrant, pink and purple sunset over a snowy, wooded landscape.

Sunset was beautiful and the snow has melted, almost feels like spring.

Editor's Note: They were prophetic.

Nerves gone wild.

When you both too hot and too cold to sleep.

Vulture capitalist.

Just tried to look up a definition by tapping on the word in a physical book.

Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, Greenland, Canada, and on and on and on. Lindsey Graham says they are “marching through the world.”
They don’t care how many US soldiers they get killed. Meanwhile, they’re building concentration camps at home for Americans to die in. What will it take for people to wake up?

Witnessing the action inside this hospital as a patient for the past week, it is easy to see that we have not kept up capacity to match the population demand in Alberta.

i love the dogfood ads comparing our pets to their wild wolf relatives bounding through the woods but mine will whine and cry for an hour when a cheerio rolls under the china hutch

No refunds on the billion dollar entry fee.

It's a dark day indeed when you read the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the magical power of the Board of Peace.

A bear-shaped Kit Kat bar that, when viewed upside-down, suggests a phallus.

Is that a Kit Kat bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A detailed close-up photograph showing the intricate, rugged texture and vibrant orange and brown decomposition patterns on a piece of old, rotten wood, what remains of a once vibrant forest sentinel.

Remnant.
#Photography

I have determined that my neighbour Steve does not pose a threat to my goals of quiet patio time this summer.
Steve is in a place of total surrender whether he even knows it.

"The German philosopher Georg Hegel famously said, “The only thing that we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history."

Lessons of history on repeat

The Mandalay Bay effect is a situation in which a large mass of people remember something differently than how current history shows it occurred.

"Mandalay Bay effect? It's called the Mandela Effect."

Wow, another perfect example.

Bogging on.

Targeting and warring against the disadvantaged by the advantaged whose advantage relies largely on the disadvantaged.

Is there a monastery where you can bring your girlfriend and your cats?

So much of fatherhood is breaking down cardboard boxes

You know how you go to the hospital numerous times and they disregard your concerns because of your chronic pain history?
Needing CPR in triage is not the "I told you so" I expected, but here I am the CICU.. And I am sure they broke my rib.
Anyway, I currently am still alive.

Word from Iran is that The Epstein Files survived the attack.

Telling each other about something that we originally heard from them is our thing.

The giggling probably had just as much of a positive impact, although a bit awkward. 😄

The massage therapist was definitely trying to hurt me.
Like I'm supposed to believe that my muscles would be that tight from stress.
Pfft. 🙄

When I was a kid I was offered $5 to try and catch a pig that had escaped from an auction market.

If only I had realized that they knew I'd fail and that the entertainment value alone was worth way more than $5.

Know your worth.

Let's be honest..
some days coffee does most of the work. ☕️

Thanks for the help this morning Coffee.
You are a good friend.