pissedoffgrandpa

It's Colin Jost, right?

Their worst fight will be over who has to feed him.

Did they photo him sliding off his barstool?

It's kind of like "walking around with no legs."

His entry in future history books will be a solid black page.

Forever.

How many tomahawk steaks did Hogsbreath order?

Just imagine the result if they asked adult Republican executive and congressional branches the same question.

Gas here in the Phoenix area, gas is 4.25.

She corrected herself about Reggie Jackson. She meant Michael Jackson.

I'm old, but damn, I've never said anything as bizarre as this.

I'll keep it in mind if I am in the mood for projectile vomiting.

Trump says, "Some people will die," as unconcerned as he says, "Bring me a Diet Coke."

I'd say he's ay yi yi.

and waving without arms.

He can't fire Miller. He's the only Jewish Nazi he's got.

How's the poor thing going to pay for her hair extensions now?

Because history shows it.

It would be Chuck Woolery, but he's dead.

Will she get to keep the jet?

He'll probably make him the next Secretary of State.

Is she now the Secretary of Animal Security?

My lottery winnings have been imminent for decades.

Will Mullin get hair extensions or possibly a mullet?

In all fairness, he was probably asleep.

It's Operation Epic Fuckery.

She should be able to do it now since the Dow is way lower than 50,000.

They're not even playing Go Fish.

I guess that they figured that most Americans can swim.

but Paul Revere came on a model 737 horse and saved the day.