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(Elise) Oh no, Sonic! Sonic!

(Sonic) Oh my God, there's so much visible rendered blood!

(Epic rendition of Darude Sandstorm plays)

(Sonic) You were right! I'm bleeding out!

(Mephiles) I mean--

(Sonic) All over the ground.

(Mephiles) Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay? Holy shit. I--I-- I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my god. Oh--

(Sonic) (gasps in pain)

(Mephiles) What the fu-- What are you people doing on my front lawn? Get out of here!

(Sonic) I feel so distracted!

(Robots) (Beep in the tune of Darude Sandstorm)

(Sonic) Woah!

(Sonic) Oh. I feel potent angst energy in this forest Elise!

every time I have a party.

(laughter)

(Mephiles) Finally, the corrupted weed gem! Finally those assholes will stop following me around and I can move on from my life. I used to be into Fortnite. Yeah, sure, we all had that kind of phase. That doesn't mean I want to keep dating my Fortnite boyfriend and inviting him to my new apartment

(Sonic) Nice smile!

(Sonic) Wink.

(Elise) Wink.

(Sonic) Ew! No, it was gross on you.

(Elise laughing while Sonic sinisterly laughs)

(Sonic) Elise. Guess what?

(Elise) What?

(Sonic) I can never die!

(Rolling sounds)

(Sonic) Elise!

(Elise) (panting)

(Narrator) Is this the end for Sonic the Hedgehog? No!

(Sonic) We might do this. We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! There's no way we can't make it!

(Sonic) Woah!

(Elise) Woah!

(Sonic) (screaming)

(Elise) Go that way!

(Sonic) Okay, but it looks like we're gonna have to ju-jump!

(Elise) What else is new? You've done that five times.

(Sonic) What? I can't hear you, it's loud! Here we go!

(Sonic) Woah! Oh! We gotta escape from-- somewhere?! How did we get here?

(Silver) Oh, it's so bright out now. I wanna go inside.

(Blaze) You are still my bitch... ("bitch" echoes)

(Silver) I always will be.

(Silver) She went out the way we all want to. By turning into mist and sparkles after holding two diamonds.

(???) Bye Felicia.

(Blaze) Wait, that wasn't me saying that! WHO'S THERE!?

(Blue) Oh my fucking God, she's fucking dead!

(Blaze) HUUGH!

(Silver) Noooo!

(Silver) (gasp) That's the most proud of me you've ever been!

(Blaze) When you think of me, think of approximate gratitude!

(Blaze) Silver?

(Silver) What is it? What is it, Blaze?

(Blaze) I'm almost proud of you.

(Blaze) Silver! When they talk about me in the future, make sure my name is something cool. Like... Jessica Grimdock

(Silver) Or Blaze?

(Blaze) Yes! The coolest name in the world! That was a test Silver, and you passed.

(Silver) Finally, I did something right!