Family movie night
Family movie night
Today, Admin told me I couldn't do this anymore.
Rude.
Then he wouls start his phone calls to the Public Affairs Offices.
bsky.app/profile/rook...
They have all missed the point of that entire series.
While downtown, Marty Weil used to call the office every night at the same time.
He always took the time to get to know you, ask questions about your family and career, before he'd ask the heavier questions about the city's happenings
He and his work will be missed.
My favorite thing about working midnights is parking in the reserved parking spots for people who outrank me, but who are at home, asleep.
You know it.
The NRA will be quieter than they were for Philando Castile.
Secret Police have no place in a free America.
RT if you agree.
ICE Gestapo held a United States citizen on the ground, took his lawfully owned and carried gun, executed him while he was on his hands and kneess, laughed, and then kept local police from responding to the location.
And then Gregory Bonvino lied about what we all just saw in the videos.
Yes she is.
Except they won't.
World leaders talk to Donald Trump the same way I talk to my toddler when he's having a temper tantrum.
Except my toddler understands more about foreign policy than Donald Trump.
The federal agent that shot and killed Renee Nicole Good did so in a manner that is antithetical to every tactical or use of force training or real life scenario that I've ever been involved in as law enforcement officer for the last 13.5 years.
They must be held accountable.
In 2003, I remember a bunch of people saying it was anti-American if you were against invading Iraq. And to be honest, I kind of believed it at the time.
Then I joined the Army and had friends die from combat and lost far more to suicide afterwards.
I won't believe that lie again.
So my guy at the liquor store tried to sell this to me (at a discount) but also informed me that it's actually cheaper to just buy 25 airplane bottles instead.
For the new year, I gave my boss, all my colleagues, and two of my favorite detectives, small gifts.
They all got airplane bottles of Malort.
None of them know what it is.
Their taste buds are in for a culinary experience ๐
I tried first and then my wife did it and was successful.
Glad we have a first responder in the house.
Fun Fact: If your toddler puts a piece of ginger bread house in their nose and it gets stuck, the best way to get it out is to cover the other nostril with your thumb and blow into their mouth like you're giving them CPR.
Guess how I found that out tonight.
PSA:
Lots of police departments will allow you to use their facilities as a safe place to meet when buying and selling items online.
They'll often have monitored areas in their lobbies or parking lots.
Please take advantage of these safe zones this holiday season.
Yeah but Uncle Frank was a cheap skate AND from Ohio.
If Uncle Frank called my kid a little jerk, he'd get slugged.
#HomeAlone
Call me crazy but I don't think someone named in the Epstein Files should have any authority over the investigation.
RT if you agree.
Them: Thank you for your service.
Me:
There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.
Cowards
Ran into one of my former officers at the gym. He's now a Detective across the city from me.
He was on the squat machine.
It's good to see that he doesn't skip leg day.
I should find a way to make sure his dedication to leg day winds up in his yearly performance review.
When 4 am rolls around and nothing is happening during the shift.
PLEASE STOP TWEETING AND ASKING IF I'M DRESSING AS A SEXY COP TONIGHT!
Y'ALL KNOW DAMN WELL THAT'S MY COSTUME EVERY DAY!
Take it from me, a real life police officer, NO ONE is giving out free drugs or fentanyl on Halloween
That's not a thing.
As a safety precaution, you should still check your kids candy.
Not because of drugs but for gross candies like circus peanuts, necco wafers, and licorice.