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can't even so I've got to be odd https://lnk.bio/SoupGargoyle most excellent PFP by @roannasylver.bsky.social

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Get more from Soup Gargoyle on Patreon creating thought for food

I'm queer, visibly trans, invisibly disabled, largely unable to work, trying to get by on less than $50\mo, & not succeeding, please help me

patreon: patreon.com/SoupGargoyle
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06.11.2024 15:17 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 48

my partner just lost their medicaid coverage, so our lives are about to get WAY more expensive, if you can afford to give once, even a little, please do, if you can afford to give monthly you are a miracle and I love you, thank you so much

24.12.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping on his side with his front paws curled in and his back paws stretched out in front of him

a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping on his side with his front paws curled in and his back paws stretched out in front of him

aww look at that darling!
tuxies are the best
this is my Frank

08.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chonky black with a white chest & white bikini belly is sprawled on her back on a fuzzy gray cat bed with a silly look on her face. All four of her white-tipped paws are curled. She is adorable & I would die for her.

A chonky black with a white chest & white bikini belly is sprawled on her back on a fuzzy gray cat bed with a silly look on her face. All four of her white-tipped paws are curled. She is adorable & I would die for her.

The news is horrifying infuriating depressing so here's my grrrl Io being a happy little harbor seal. #caturday #catsofbluesky

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 3997 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 12

*big hugs if wanted* πŸ’”

08.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When USLPA players stand still, the labor movement stands with them. A cut to the crowd can’t hide what’s really happening on the field: players deserve fair pay, safe conditions, and a real voice on the job. #StandUpForStandards

08.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 14
Cover of Nevermoor by Jessica Townsend showing 3 characters with umbrellas floating down the side of a building with a large cat watching them through the window.

Cover of Nevermoor by Jessica Townsend showing 3 characters with umbrellas floating down the side of a building with a large cat watching them through the window.

What's everyone reading this weekend? 😊 #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š

I've cracked open Nevermoor ✨️

07.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 382 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 4

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

08.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MUSLIM FUTURES A literary fiction and graphic novel anthology featuring stories set in aspirational futures through a Muslims lens

This two-anthology set has a REALLY nice lineup and I came across it only on Kickstarter, not in Any of my social media.

Seriously - Iasmin Omar Ata! Day Al-Mohamed! Safia Elhillo! Randa Jarrar! Fatimah Asghar!

Backed & you should take a look too -

www.kickstarter.com/projects/mus...

08.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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pandolche

06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1196 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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a baby sloth is laying on a blanket on a bed . Alt: a baby sloth is laying on a blanket on a bed .
07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10-days left countdown graphic to Election Day, March 17! 

The photo showcased is of Kat yelling into the void, overlayed on the ten. Full copy reads:

"10 days until the election!" with Kat For Illinois' logo.

10-days left countdown graphic to Election Day, March 17! The photo showcased is of Kat yelling into the void, overlayed on the ten. Full copy reads: "10 days until the election!" with Kat For Illinois' logo.

🚨 10 DAYS! 🚨

We’re in the final stretch, within single digits of winning.

And you can help us get there.

07.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2296 πŸ” 509 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 17
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Registry - Biggest Priorities | Amazon Gift List

here's the registry of things I need most right now, anything (including a $5 addition to the gift card fund) helps so much, thank you
www.amazon.com/registries/g...

05.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a banana nut muffin please, thank you

07.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another $50 and I can pay my phone bill 😟

07.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat is sitting in a green chair with a pink heart shaped pillow Alt: Tom the cartoon cat is snuggling into a big cushy green armchair under a pink blanket

fully

07.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a gluten free fish and chips place here and they're SO EXCITED that they can now sell deep fried Oreos there, it's super cute

do you stick them on a fork to dunk them?

07.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we're a

"tie a dish towel to the oven door handle if there's something in there (like bread proofing) so you don't turn on the oven before you take it out"

family

and a

"stick the smoking hot skillet into the oven to cool off so the whole house doesn't smell like hot onions for 6 hours"

family

07.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a hamster is having a snack while leaning back into someone's cupped hands, the hamster looks safe and warm

a hamster is having a snack while leaning back into someone's cupped hands, the hamster looks safe and warm

wearing my fuzzy robe & my back & shoulders heating pad while I'm in my recliner makes me feel like this

07.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Branch manager branching out

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1276 πŸ” 338 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 26

okay Friday party thread for a timeline cleanse

tell me about the outfit or article of clothing (any era from baby to present) that you just know in your heart of hearts was your best look

07.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 7

just, so much corduroy, it was a lot easier to find in good widths and colors when I was a kid tho

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have the data. My longest columns have more readers, who read longer, and who share them the most.

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2842 πŸ” 326 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14
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singer from brass solidarity band shatters a sheet of ice as the band plays β€œlovely day” at the abolish ICE benefit festival in minneapolis held across the street from where federal agents murdered alex pretti in january

07.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 538 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

And also,

That ship did get unstuck.

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 436 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely would rather drink coffee and anything else after I brush my teeth than before, bc then my coffee doesn't taste like morning mouth

07.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is so lovely!

06.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sir Gawain Fucks the Green Knight


Here’s a tale ripe for telling. Can’t say where I heard it firstβ€”in pretty French or Dutch. Perhaps as a young lady walking β€˜longside the Rijn. I’ll spin it for you in an English tongue, fine as frost on lace, sweet as malmsey wine. So it goes that young Gawain, strength kissed into his limbs, fresh as the bright dawn, comes trembling down to the Green Chapel. You’ve heard this tale, I know. His breath makes peach fuzz in the air, fear into him like worm to apple. Christmas Morn is too soon, time is short. You have your own life to save, he says, picking through thorn and bough to an ivy-clad cave.
The creature is the Jack O’ the Glen / forest prince / the wood’s own laughter. Beard of lichen and eyes like dark elder. I need not repeat their exchangeβ€”my boy’s flinching heartβ€”a songbird in a rattled cage. It is after the blows are dealt, he asks, what god is worshipped in these green trees? Boy, the Knight replies, boy, were you not just down on your knees?
The Knight is the tang of sap / bark rough and petal soft / everywhere leaves scatter / easily crushed / Gawain clings / hardly knows what he clings to / he is the forest and the flower / a turmoil of roots / where god and tree meet and melt / the birch the oak the fern the deer /  mushroom maggot crow / here Gawain is branch and bud / blow returned for blow

Sir Gawain Fucks the Green Knight Here’s a tale ripe for telling. Can’t say where I heard it firstβ€”in pretty French or Dutch. Perhaps as a young lady walking β€˜longside the Rijn. I’ll spin it for you in an English tongue, fine as frost on lace, sweet as malmsey wine. So it goes that young Gawain, strength kissed into his limbs, fresh as the bright dawn, comes trembling down to the Green Chapel. You’ve heard this tale, I know. His breath makes peach fuzz in the air, fear into him like worm to apple. Christmas Morn is too soon, time is short. You have your own life to save, he says, picking through thorn and bough to an ivy-clad cave. The creature is the Jack O’ the Glen / forest prince / the wood’s own laughter. Beard of lichen and eyes like dark elder. I need not repeat their exchangeβ€”my boy’s flinching heartβ€”a songbird in a rattled cage. It is after the blows are dealt, he asks, what god is worshipped in these green trees? Boy, the Knight replies, boy, were you not just down on your knees? The Knight is the tang of sap / bark rough and petal soft / everywhere leaves scatter / easily crushed / Gawain clings / hardly knows what he clings to / he is the forest and the flower / a turmoil of roots / where god and tree meet and melt / the birch the oak the fern the deer / mushroom maggot crow / here Gawain is branch and bud / blow returned for blow

This is a sheer indulgence on my part, but it turns out I never actually shared the poem here, so:

πŸƒ

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

I end up microwaving them sometimes bc of that

06.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

06.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1