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06.11.2024 15:17
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my partner just lost their medicaid coverage, so our lives are about to get WAY more expensive, if you can afford to give once, even a little, please do, if you can afford to give monthly you are a miracle and I love you, thank you so much
24.12.2025 23:10
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a black and white tuxedo cat sleeping on his side with his front paws curled in and his back paws stretched out in front of him
aww look at that darling!
tuxies are the best
this is my Frank
08.03.2026 06:06
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A chonky black with a white chest & white bikini belly is sprawled on her back on a fuzzy gray cat bed with a silly look on her face. All four of her white-tipped paws are curled. She is adorable & I would die for her.
The news is horrifying infuriating depressing so here's my grrrl Io being a happy little harbor seal. #caturday #catsofbluesky
07.03.2026 15:31
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*big hugs if wanted* π
08.03.2026 05:43
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When USLPA players stand still, the labor movement stands with them. A cut to the crowd canβt hide whatβs really happening on the field: players deserve fair pay, safe conditions, and a real voice on the job. #StandUpForStandards
08.03.2026 01:37
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Cover of Nevermoor by Jessica Townsend showing 3 characters with umbrellas floating down the side of a building with a large cat watching them through the window.
What's everyone reading this weekend? π #BookSky ππ
I've cracked open Nevermoor β¨οΈ
07.03.2026 18:32
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YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
08.03.2026 05:30
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MUSLIM FUTURES
A literary fiction and graphic novel anthology featuring stories set in aspirational futures through a Muslims lens
This two-anthology set has a REALLY nice lineup and I came across it only on Kickstarter, not in Any of my social media.
Seriously - Iasmin Omar Ata! Day Al-Mohamed! Safia Elhillo! Randa Jarrar! Fatimah Asghar!
Backed & you should take a look too -
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mus...
08.03.2026 05:32
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pandolche
06.03.2026 17:02
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10-days left countdown graphic to Election Day, March 17!
The photo showcased is of Kat yelling into the void, overlayed on the ten. Full copy reads:
"10 days until the election!" with Kat For Illinois' logo.
π¨ 10 DAYS! π¨
Weβre in the final stretch, within single digits of winning.
And you can help us get there.
07.03.2026 20:25
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Registry - Biggest Priorities | Amazon Gift List
here's the registry of things I need most right now, anything (including a $5 addition to the gift card fund) helps so much, thank you
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
05.03.2026 03:37
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a banana nut muffin please, thank you
07.03.2026 06:50
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Another $50 and I can pay my phone bill π
07.03.2026 06:17
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there's a gluten free fish and chips place here and they're SO EXCITED that they can now sell deep fried Oreos there, it's super cute
do you stick them on a fork to dunk them?
07.03.2026 05:55
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we're a
"tie a dish towel to the oven door handle if there's something in there (like bread proofing) so you don't turn on the oven before you take it out"
family
and a
"stick the smoking hot skillet into the oven to cool off so the whole house doesn't smell like hot onions for 6 hours"
family
07.03.2026 05:45
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a hamster is having a snack while leaning back into someone's cupped hands, the hamster looks safe and warm
wearing my fuzzy robe & my back & shoulders heating pad while I'm in my recliner makes me feel like this
07.03.2026 04:30
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Branch manager branching out
05.03.2026 22:09
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okay Friday party thread for a timeline cleanse
tell me about the outfit or article of clothing (any era from baby to present) that you just know in your heart of hearts was your best look
07.03.2026 03:46
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just, so much corduroy, it was a lot easier to find in good widths and colors when I was a kid tho
07.03.2026 03:50
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We have the data. My longest columns have more readers, who read longer, and who share them the most.
07.03.2026 02:38
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singer from brass solidarity band shatters a sheet of ice as the band plays βlovely dayβ at the abolish ICE benefit festival in minneapolis held across the street from where federal agents murdered alex pretti in january
07.03.2026 02:44
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And also,
That ship did get unstuck.
07.03.2026 01:37
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I definitely would rather drink coffee and anything else after I brush my teeth than before, bc then my coffee doesn't taste like morning mouth
07.03.2026 03:30
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this is so lovely!
06.03.2026 23:55
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Sir Gawain Fucks the Green Knight
Hereβs a tale ripe for telling. Canβt say where I heard it firstβin pretty French or Dutch. Perhaps as a young lady walking βlongside the Rijn. Iβll spin it for you in an English tongue, fine as frost on lace, sweet as malmsey wine. So it goes that young Gawain, strength kissed into his limbs, fresh as the bright dawn, comes trembling down to the Green Chapel. Youβve heard this tale, I know. His breath makes peach fuzz in the air, fear into him like worm to apple. Christmas Morn is too soon, time is short. You have your own life to save, he says, picking through thorn and bough to an ivy-clad cave.
The creature is the Jack Oβ the Glen / forest prince / the woodβs own laughter. Beard of lichen and eyes like dark elder. I need not repeat their exchangeβmy boyβs flinching heartβa songbird in a rattled cage. It is after the blows are dealt, he asks, what god is worshipped in these green trees? Boy, the Knight replies, boy, were you not just down on your knees?
The Knight is the tang of sap / bark rough and petal soft / everywhere leaves scatter / easily crushed / Gawain clings / hardly knows what he clings to / he is the forest and the flower / a turmoil of roots / where god and tree meet and melt / the birch the oak the fern the deer / mushroom maggot crow / here Gawain is branch and bud / blow returned for blow
This is a sheer indulgence on my part, but it turns out I never actually shared the poem here, so:
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05.03.2026 18:32
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I end up microwaving them sometimes bc of that
06.03.2026 23:37
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Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!
06.03.2026 23:20
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