sorenite, supreme cheese master

he/hee hoo/hoo are my proclowns

this is a 5k post in my heart

I'm so happy this corner of the internet enjoys my silly white man

> posts silly-cute photos of bertie in a costco box
> goes to bed
> wakes up to HOW many notifications on that post????????

how did this happen

I LOVE YOUR BUTTERTART

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!

I'm a diehard seahawks fan, I don't care about these other two teams, but WHAT!!! A!!!!???? GAME????????????!!!!!!!!!!?!

I feel like I need to talk to a therapist about this game

I'm not even a steelers or ravens fan but that game was I N S A N E HOLY SHIT

he's recently learned that he really enjoys humping stuffed animals, and he was experimenting on EVERYTHING he could get his little mouth on, so we confiscated all stuffed animals, except for the one I've decided is his - the Fuck Dinosaur, bravely sacrificing itself

spending the rainy, cool morning with monterey bay aquarium lo-fi videos, while listening to my horny white male cat run around the house with his Fuck Dinosaur 😌😌😌

you know, I so greatly appreciate that you're not posting photos of his face! as much as I would love to see the little guy, I think you're making a smart decision in keeping his baby photos off the greater internet. lots of love to your family, and hope you have a great holiday season 💙💙💙

I would probably miss the general cheeriness of americans (random compliments to strangers and the sort), but otherwise I am so ready to assimilate to a different culture. I'm tired of living in YEEHAW MY RIGHTS land

I know a lot of people would tell me "if you don't like the united states, then LEAVE", and, like, yeah man... if I had the money for it? I'd be outta here in the blink of an eye

so I really was not in austria long enough to get an actual sense of what life is like there. I'm sure it's very different from the picturesque scenes in my mind. but it's GOTTA be better than living in the united states right now, right???

today is a day of mourning for me

two years ago today, I was in salzburg, austria with my wife. I did not want to come home. not to be dramatic but I feel like I left a part of me behind in salzburg

who tf are dan and phil

A red Youtooz-branded box sits on top of a closed touchscreen laptop. The box front has a plastic see-thru window, through which you can see a black and white figurine featuring cartoony representations of the five main people behind the Drawfee YouTube channel - Jacob, Karina, Nathan, Julia, and David. An orange digital pen sits on top of the Youtooz box. A blurry TV showing Drawfee video thumbnails can be seen in the distant background.

tfw u buy a really cool pen holder featuring five really cool people for your really cool pen, but u like the really cool box so much u cannot bring yourself to open it

thank you so much for coming into my home @drawfeeshow.com!!!!! 💙

coworker: (takes a bite of food)
coworker: mmm
me: is it good?
coworker: no

every time I remember the word "haboob" is real, an angel gets its wings

oh my hod how could I forget my fourth special interest: star trek

y'all should've seen me when we were preparing to go to paris in late 2023 and I wanted to figure out how we could take the subway to various places we wanted to visit

hi my name is soren, my special interests are:

- pokemon

- maps (all kinds)

- public transportation (particularly subway systems) (kinda related to maps in that maps DO exist for subway lines, which, yes, I love looking at)

can you believe it took me until today to realize that I might just be a little autistic about maps

I really like looking at maps

like, really really like looking at maps

I could spend hours just. looking at maps and seeing where things are

I also like to design my own maps for fictional worlds, it's one of my favorite creative things to do

ON THAT 2 MILLION CREEP

guess who's in the ER again :)

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a possum with pride flag sunglasses holding the trans flag in their mouth. it says protect trans youth. there are three baby possums on their back, in different pride flag colors. nightshaded wallpaper and print of melvin the possum.

Protect trans youth💥

wallpaper and print for june now up on kofi
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