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Hunstanton Smith

@hunstantonsmith

Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious; “a dressmaking disco mate”…

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I have a pink linen Chelsea Peers short coord, I mean, they’re literally a pyjamas company. 🫠

26.07.2025 22:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ha! I’m camp and chatty - I’d have been a great hairdresser.

07.07.2025 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely!

07.07.2025 09:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh God - I’ve just realised that I’m wearing loose cropped black linen trousers, a black t-shirt, and leopard print trainers - this is peak hairdresser stuff. 🫤

07.07.2025 09:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Connie in her happy place.

Connie in her happy place.

In that case.

23.06.2025 20:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’ve planted lemon balm to make these

23.06.2025 10:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whaaat? We were there the other day*

*25 years ago

19.06.2025 14:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking HELL!

31.05.2025 23:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Are you allowed to do Little Mix covers? #malta #eurovision

17.05.2025 20:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hello you, I’ve been super busy - how are you x

02.05.2025 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blimey!! I’ll keep the beard then 😳

02.05.2025 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This! I am lucky enough to have have met Flups - she is such a Queen!

20.04.2025 21:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, you were too thin at Christmas, so there’s that.

20.04.2025 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

JAMBOREE BAGS! 😳

20.04.2025 20:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well. You’re clever, funny, creative. They should be shitting a brick that they don’t meet your expectations - you will be AMAZING, as you always are!

20.04.2025 19:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

There’s a longer version? 😱

20.04.2025 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Less terrifying than Picture Box!

20.04.2025 19:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am good, more importantly, how are YOU? Not all that long ago I stood behind Brian Cant in the Coop, I didn’t know it was him, heard his voice and my legs went.

20.04.2025 19:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am often a Jamie, especially when I was little - that bloody song 🫠

20.04.2025 19:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh my god!! 😱

17.04.2025 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Occasionally there will be an article with fun M&S stuff for the lads, and then you go, and so much fleece. So much fleece.

08.04.2025 22:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ha! Who doesn’t love a Fab?

01.04.2025 20:23 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I have only eaten it once (Katharine’s dad lived in Paris before he retired), I shit the bed as I think the restaurant’s food hygiene wasn’t all it could have been <proud face>

28.03.2025 23:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really like magazines and stationery, they’re so up my street.

28.03.2025 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My lads are 17 & 18, taller than me, and after a diet of mad amounts of chicken, eggs, and yoghurt - built like brick shithouses. My time is over.

28.03.2025 23:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello you. Just busy, and thank you ☺️ x

21.03.2025 19:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh… I assumed it was Faye from Steps.

13.03.2025 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ha! I could not love this any more!

12.03.2025 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A couple of years ago I fell off my bike, nobody laughed, they were concerned instead 🫠

12.03.2025 22:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In my late 40s I was in the top 1000 (old) half marathon runners in the country. Five years later I wheeze when I sit down and I am 10kg heavier - you’re welcome 🙏

12.03.2025 22:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0