jackie

I want to spend a week eating like I did in high school and see if I survive.

Oh damn shout out these guys i guess

polyamory is just relationship capitalism where partners compete in the free market

every time i am reminded what a vtuber is, i just think of this

U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

99% of highway designers quit before adding enough lanes to completely clear up traffic

more like farter pack

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech

“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

More people should have ridiculous names. Why be David Smith when you could choose to be Screeblus Cocofinder

I bet a plane crashing into a house feels so good for the house

The little stray freaklet that spawned in my house a couple days ago.

people being upset at chappell roan for her drag race costume that is clearly a critique of sex dolls and how men view women

vent art (2024)

who is she

i can't quote post with "LMFAOOO" but i hope you know that was my first instinct

thumbs up reacting to your nut vid

vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me

1 like = 1 cabbage forced through my neighbor's letterbox in the middle of the night

I'm one (1) six-digit verification code away from a straight jacket

we big beefing 💔
(willow is so cute wahhhh)

a deer looking at a beautiful sunset on the plains captioned "Why Do you grow distant White Boy"

much to think about

booo boring reply the right answer was "wow" or "hell yeah" or something in a similar vein