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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

The real shock of the Epstein Files isn’t that there was some dark escort service silencing people with threats and blackmail.

It’s that everyone knew or kinda knew what was going on and didn‘t care. Saw the rapes as eccentricity, like visiting Mexico and going to a cockfight, risqué but whatev

I am once again tapping the "support independent, worker-owned, billionaire free news" sign. the most powerful people in the world should not be deciding whether or not we know about this sort of thing. putting Marisa's subscription link below

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

sundowner from mgr

> this guy's views used to be considered a comedically exaggerated take on american foreign relations

I'm the goon who thinks these are 9 different people.

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

This is bad, and part of what makes it so bad is that this is clearly pulling from *genre* understandings of reality, which the statistical linguistic machine seemingly cannot distinguish from other text included in the training data. Truly an ideology machine where every episode of CSI is true.

Yes, the shitwit is genuinely puzzled why so many smart people disagree. This is the level of denial you gotta dip into to keep the 'phobe train running, and their amygdala is INSISTENT that the things that make them uneasy have to be exterminated, humanity be damned.

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

How it feels getting sashimi for lunch and watching Rodan for the first time today

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Ban the fucking polymarkets. Betting on death. Betting on war while Incentivizing death and war. Shaping foreign/domestic policy by rewarding the rich people already in the know and encouraging them to make decisions that destroy the world while padding their pockets. Burn it down.

Khomeini might have been an evil human being who got what was coming to him but that doesn’t justify invading a sovereign nation and killing many, many more people who deserve to live

#Vore School 101

yes it’s actually good for an AI company to push back against an authoritarian government trying to force them to remove all guardrails so it can murder people, what are you talking about

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST (1968)

Ah Bluesky, where it is ableist to suggest that people don't have to order Doordash but people with Toruette's just aren't putting in the effort.

There's other ways to talk to each other that government has no direct control over. Discord already gives everything included long deleted messages to law enforcement with a subpoena. This identity verification matches your identity to things like how you vote and your political affiliation.

The 1926 silent film adaptation of Moby-Dick with Ahab as the protagonist who actually succeeds in killing the whale, then returns home to a pretty love interest has to be in the running for funniest example of a "Hollywood Ending."

A picture of a book, featuring a set of 12 yellow cubes on a page, framed inside a blue border. The cubes are arranged in a square pattern that may or may not be possible in the real world. Text above reads 'The Impossible Cubes'. Text below reads 'Can you really arrange a set of cubes in this fashion.' Text at the bottom reads '20', for page 20.

The Impossible Cubes

>be me
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026

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Fuck everything and everyone who thought that the plagiarism and cheating bot was a good idea.

Here, have an angry leopard to improve your day! :P

This drawing is quite old, but I'm still pretty happy with how it turned out. Leopard fur patterns are a pain in the butt to paint, but damn they are worth it in the end! I don't think I've ever posted this one here but I'm starting to lose count.

Idk I'm not british

preymogging a famous sub and causing a cortisol spike so they taste worse