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RDR2 is the actual best thing ever created by human hands

aw yay :) last year my pup’s red/white blood cell counts both dropped like crazy and his platelet count was registering at zero for a while. terrifying, but they finally figured it out & now he’s better than ever!! he even just graduated from monthly visits to every 3 months 🥳 your girl’s got thisss

stay right there, i’m omw 😌

ok this feels excessive

ok but like… what if it was mine too 🤭

oh… wow 🥴

in Vegas w my married boyfriends 🥳

so much to work with, nobody to work on it 😥

also this pic does really well on the apps lmao

just realized nobody here knows i have the literal cutest dog of all time 🤭

don't tell my friends but my literal dream is for a man to convince me to move to the midwest

and you know what? i will never STOP thinking about Nora Durst

genuinely so gorgeous 🙂‍↕️

only for a sec? 😔

sounds like a job you could handle 😘

who doesn’t like a challenge 😌

heard a rumor y’all liked soft cocks, is that true?

unfortunately i was too busy fighting for my life (loved it)

genuinely don’t think i’ve ever made the noises these men got out of me last night 🥴🫠

in retrospect that 18-month period where i claimed to be a top was so silly bc like… have y’all seen me

need this in my face like… yesterday

i know a box of wine & roller coaster tycoon 2 (2002) hate to see me coming

Deoxys [she/her/them]

proud bisexual. invented gender fluidity in 2004. mythical to most; known only to the ‘real ones’. partner in a (mostly) successful throuple while at uni before dropping out to open a small coffee shop in Lilycove. created by an alien virus. knows her complementary colors.

omw ya lil’ bestseller

very impressed by the size of this turtle

IT IS FIVE AYE EM 😭

need, in a visceral way 🥴😮‍💨

experiencing a level of feral never before seen in human history 🫠

and it was worth the wait 🙂‍↕️