Schrödinger’s Squirrel

Strange how every “America First” move somehow ends up helping Moscow. What a coincidence.

Pete Hegseth spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $7 million on lobster tail, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak in just one month. — But please, tell me again how the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security are bleeding this country dry.

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

Yep, that tracks...

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws?
Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

Hey look, government waste.

Quick, somebody call DOGE. 🙄

So I’m clear

3 countries, all whose government’s are propped up by religious fervor & impotent rage, are converging on each other with Putin stirring

But the End Times are coming because I’m sharing a bathroom with someone whose mom accidentally named her Steve at birth.

Have I got that right?

Hey look, government waste.

Quick, somebody call DOGE. 🙄

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

I understand why Putin wants to destroy America, and I can guess why Trump is helping him do it. But I'll never figure out why Congress is letting him get away with it.

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex?
A: The pepper spray.

“Golden Age,” if you own the mine, but not if you own the shovel.

Well if some people have to die, he should set an example and go first.

Well if some people have to die, he should set an example and go first.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

Imagine if Joe Biden started a war and then tried to explain it to the press, only to start rambling about his gold drapes and a ballroom. Fox News heads would explode.

Excellent advice right here.

😕🤷🏼

Is this bad? It seems bad.

Trump cabinet Continuity of Government planning in effect.

If this is “precautionary,” I’d hate to see “urgent.”

I dunno guys. I kinda feel like the administration overplayed their hand starting a war to distract from ICE to distract from the economy to distract from the Epstein Files...

The death toll from the Iran school tragedy has hit 148, mostly children aged 7–12, with 95 others wounded. A staggering, unforgivable loss that defines our current moral decay.

He really does think he's the Chosen One. All hail Cheezer.

"It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine" seems like a not ideal message to be sending right now.