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Who's idea was the cuck vacuum

For me it's just the concept itself that ai caused a preservation service to shut down. It's like destroying history.

Let me slip into something more comfortable... *tears off my skin*

Stacking donuts on it is old news. Eating donut icing and sprinkles out of it is the new trend. get with the program

Call me radioscalptive the way i eat ur-cranium

That's so me core

Have ANY of you "lego is the worst thing to step on" peeps EVER stepped on a magic tracks piece? That shit makes you keel over and die in 3 seconds flatter than ur mom

I'm like Noel Gruber but I'm a woman and instead of being a hooker in post-war france in my dreams I'm goth, have huge tiddies and can fit 11"

popping my pussy like I'm bubble witch saga

who up giggling they shit

fym scientists been trying to create life for all this time bitch i got that power in my ball fk you on about

I saw the pretzel and I could see the caption coming

I love trans boys. wdym I get to kiss boys and eat pussy at the same time that's so epic

I have no mouth and I must drink monster

go off queen obliterus that clitoris

I find movie blurbs so funny, like on a streaming service or something, because. They can't just tell you the plot of the movie so it just ends up being a loose summarisation of the 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 of the movie lol

slide coins in my pussy call me a slut machine

I'm not "copying you" I'm siphoning your personality to add to my arsenal when i get bored of this one

That's it pal I sentence you to death by Gary vault
#fallout #fallout3

Why does music always gotta have the bass just eating everything like a cannibal crashing a birthday party

Whenever somebody says they can't play minecraft without mods I'm just like
his greed sickens me

What in the magical land of dreams is this loadout #deadcells

Robot pussy so tight you need wd-50

if you make a "prawn" porn joke one more time I'm going to krill myself

"I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you"

this guy called himself the "sharpshooter" right and i was expecting like a sniper or something as one would but then this shitbiscuit walks up to me with a bloody bayonet like you HAVE to have known how misleading you're being asshole

Merry christletoesingday

"What have you done, Billy!?"
"What? I only killed like five of em"
"There were ONLY five of them,Billy!!"

You would not believe your eyes
If Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Broke into your house while you were asleep

The burgers and fries have legs
The five guys are all named Greg
They've got your dog they intend to keep

if the voices in my head manifested into people i'd prob hit