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Few people recall that the NFL originally added face masks to the helmet to discourage the players from smooching ๐Ÿ˜š

09.02.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue striped shirt says what 's up Alt: a man in a blue shirt says what's up

Me, trying to decide what to post to Bluesky

03.02.2026 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘Big hand for incredibly round numbers! ๐Ÿ‘

03.02.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dennis the Menace returns home with a shiner. "I've been unfriended in the real world... not online."

Dennis the Menace returns home with a shiner. "I've been unfriended in the real world... not online."

It took 75 years but Mister Wilson finally did it

15.01.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 168 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anyway, my favorite TV shows I saw this year were (not in any order, all were excellent):

The Rehearsal S2
Long Story Short S1
The Chair Company S1
Hacks S4
Pluribus S1
Common Side Effects S1

26.12.2025 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friggin' Bonies

25.12.2025 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something tells me Shaq's favorite vehicles will be limited to those that support the frame of a 7' 1" / 325lb man

14.11.2025 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of Shaquille O'Neal with text underneath that reads "Shop Shaq's favorite vehicles"

Picture of Shaquille O'Neal with text underneath that reads "Shop Shaq's favorite vehicles"

ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING ๐Ÿคฉ

14.11.2025 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. So don't sweat. Don't. Sweat. Don't you freaking sweat.
4. I saw that.
5. Had to be a bigshot, eh? Had to be a cowboy.
6. I'm calling the Sweat Cops.
7. Damn right I'll testify.

22.10.2025 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every 30 years! Without fail! The Seattle Mariners!

11.10.2025 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 117 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mariners won

11.10.2025 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2181 ๐Ÿ” 252 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Album of the Decade so far IMHO

03.09.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide

The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide

The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide on @Kickstarter - rifftrax.com/kickstarter

03.03.2025 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 239 ๐Ÿ” 104 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

I love social media and I am very good at it โค๏ธ

10.01.2025 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Febreze: How's your gag reflex? ๐Ÿคข

03.01.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good call. I was also thinking about 2015 with same-sex marriage legalization? It's at least not one of the worst.

01.01.2025 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. It does feel like (globally or at least nationally) every year since about 2016 has been "thank God that year is over" by the end, though

01.01.2025 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's awesome, man.

01.01.2025 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking 2000 but then remembered the election.. 2008 then I remembered the financial crisis. I was thinking maybe 2010?

01.01.2025 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What has been the best year of the past 25 (2000-2024)?
Personally or globally

01.01.2025 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow we live closer than I thought

01.01.2025 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2025 is going to be the year I stop "exceeding" expectations at work and start "subverting" them instead.

31.12.2024 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does your rug sneeze too?

30.12.2024 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black cat staring intently

Black cat staring intently

So nice of you to come up and sneeze at me

30.12.2024 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! This day keeps improving ๐Ÿ˜„

30.12.2024 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OKAY I took a stupid shower for my dumb mental health ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค

30.12.2024 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

straight up "bjorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Hidden Place

30.12.2024 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Here is Pete Seeger with: 'My Stepdad's Not Mean (He's Just Adjusting)'"

19.12.2024 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person in a purple costume is standing next to a mascot . ALT: a person in a purple costume is standing next to a mascot .

I want to see Ed Norton do some Smoochy songs in his Pete Seeger getup in A Complete Unknown

19.12.2024 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Email with the subject "what's in your watch list?" From Max streaming service.

Email with the subject "what's in your watch list?" From Max streaming service.

As if you don't already know. Don't play coy with me, Max

18.12.2024 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0