Gigi Gemini

The baddest bitch anyone has ever seen, felt, or smelled, sitting on a pouf in front of a mirror for a selfie. Why? Because that's all she's good at.

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Thank goodness I'm not the only one that sees it 😂

Nothing quite like building a house from a TV show in The Sims. When the house technically doesn't exist. I finished an adaptation of the Practical Magic house, working on the Charmed Manor now. This save file is going to kill me.

The game just said "Go to the Fallen Fortress with Flynn" and I did and he just stood there like the idiot he is. No wonder Merida can't stand his ass.

If a quest in a game needs you to enter a separate part of the map (like an area within an area), they need to say so. Don't just say "Go Here". I just spent twenty minutes trying to figure out wtf was wrong with Flynn Rider bc I was supposed to go inside a fairy trial at the Fallen Fortress.

You mean a tomato and cheese casserole in a bread bowl?

They're probably coming in Secret Wars in 2027

After 1am, Instagram Reels are all months old rage bait. At least on TikTok I used to get those subway surfer reddit story videos. All I'm seeing are British influencers claim their hockey picks made out of blood and food stamp meals are delicacies compared to American snacks and rage bait.

Was walking to the store the other night and I came to an intersection where I had to wait as the light was changing. A family was crossing the street, mom, dad, and two kids in strollers. The kid being pushed by the mom saw the light was red and says very loudly, "UH-OH! MOMMY BROKE THE LAW!"

I had assumed that anyone making fun of it was making fun of the actors and not the subject matter until I got older and realized they were all making fun of the story.

I wouldn't recommend watching it tbh, especially if you are sensitive to triggers bc the melodrama doesn't cut the impact. I never found it funny watching it, and didn't realize people genuinely considered it a comedy until I saw drag race jokes.

Love spending my day building my Rosewood Hills save file in TS3.

My friends and I have been told we play the "friendliest game of Mario Kart" ever bc we shoot shells only at the computer, if we have to shoot a shell or weapon to get a new one, we aim off the road, and always shout out the blue shells whether we shot it or not.

Pop stans are basically 80% gays and 20% their flame dames

I think it wasn't intentionally made to be comedic. It was intended to be a psychological melodrama. I feel like a lot of the "comedy" came from people reacting to the overdramatic acting as opposed to the studio actively saying "this is funny"

I got on here and thought I'd have some peace but bc I am a horny little goblin, my feed is "OOPS ALL DICKS". Not entirely upset about, but I have to officially put this app in the "do not open in public" bin 😭😭😭

Trying to escape the hellscape by building out an empty Sims 3 map.

When our country's guardrails are in place, I believe you. They're gone now though and a blind clown is driving the truck so I wouldn't be surprised if most food in stores becomes a lethal gamble.

Hitler taking control was done legally, btw. Pay attention to what's happening now. Legality doesn't equate morality.

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God I love Irish men

I don't trust any "news" source at this point. If I'm allowed to see it then it's not telling the truth about my government.

If your plan to survive the current NAZI coup is to rely on the government to have all your documents, you are next level stupid and deserve to be in forced sex ed class until we can be sure to baby won't be as stupid as you are.

If any of the layers involve the government in this administration, then it's bullshit bc the entire government is jello pudding diarrhea atp

Excuse an American authority would use to justify undue violence and persecution.

All I have to say to anyone anymore is, "GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE," bc I am done with all Americans atp. I'm sick of all of you, stfu. (Disclaimer, I am also an American and I finally realized why everyone else hates us, literally just shut the fuck up forever)

Get your shit together, read your fucking history, and get ready to fight until you die. Otherwise you can just shut the ever loving fuck up. I refuse to listen to your dum , stupid, racist, Nazi ass has to say. How about you just tell it to me AFTER they gass me in a camp, maybe THEN I'll listen.

If you defend, voted for, or are sympathetic to the current administration, you are absolutely a NAZI and I don't give a single solitary sugar frosted fuck if that hurts the your fucking feelings. I'm not a fucking Care Bear, bitch.