with the added supply pressure of grocery store fried chicken, leftover value is now plummeting
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with the added supply pressure of grocery store fried chicken, leftover value is now plummeting
ugh... yuck... you had a good time?! ever heard of being pissed off all the time???
gross...
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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the second reason they can't allow violent threats toward the ultrarich on any platform is within a day that's all that would be on there. but of course there's also the first reason
My shoplifting take is itβs more ethical to βstealβ from most stores than to buy from them. These big chains use their political power not only to exploit their workers but to destroy the social safety net and alienate flatten communities and culture.
i know times are tough, but you never see anyone who can keep calm anymore, much less chive on
okay, you know what? they're not ten suggestions anymore if you guys aren't taking this seriously
Daylight Time reconnects us with our pasts. the first night of Daylight Time you are absolutely sure, as sure as you were as a 4-year-old, that it cannot possibly be bedtime
feel like the kid making the plastic bag speech in American Beauty when i notice the snow melts faster around my septic tank than anywhere else in the yard
we see a lot of news stories about AI data centers ruining cities, noise, pollution, etc, so i'd really like to see some positive stories about AI, like someone burning down a data center, or a data center falling into a sinkhole. something that brings us together to laugh
This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could
an unfinished residential street at night during a blizzard. a line of streetlights brightens one corner of the image in the snow.
a residential street overlooking a bay in winter. islands and a distant shore are visible.
paradise, nl. #photography #newfoundland
few months of snow finally starting to melt
end DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME start DAYLIGHT ELIMINATION night ALWAYS daylight NEVER
my plan
if I were going to explain America to a baby I'd say they feed you bagged sponge bread your whole life then when you're 19 you go to a slightly too expensive date restaurant and they bring out actual bread. You never saw actual bread before. That's what everything in this fucking country is like
lmao
Petition to rename 8 minute and fity six second intervals to βOne November Rainβ instead of β536 Secondsβ
people should be less GREEDY with their blood but yall aren't ready for that convo -> 600 ! 34 ? 71
greedy
Twinless 2025 Β½ "you make a new friend and he turns out to be a weird creep" wow really scary unless you grew up in ohio Poster for One Battle After Another (2025) One Battle After Another 2025 β it would be scary if a cabal of rich and powerful men used a military group to hunt children for not being fully white. thankfully this is all fiction but a fun trivia fact is that the main character is a pedophile in real life Poster for The Housemaid (2025) The Housemaid 2025 β β cautionary tale of being seduced by power second only to when i tried to kiss my angle grinder
2025 movie reviews
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Other day I was interviewing a lady and she said "my husband does what you do" and I thought "oh I highly doubt it"
Hitting myself in the face with a hammer to looksmaxx my sexual market value while my girlfriend begs to just try situps first.
"Hell yeah work sucks" skeleton from my comic
Monday: I wish it was Friday. Friday: I wish I was dead. Death: Hell yeah work sucks
happy Friday to everyone, but especially to the person who got this tattoo of my comic
today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die
I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones
openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch
"sleep paralysis" is propaganda from the shadow people. they want us to think we just dreamed of them as they walk through our houses unimpeded by space and time
Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up
No, see, Liam, this code doesnβt work at all. You didnβt test it. Like everyone else who believes that AI helps them write code, youβre terrible at coding.
ai coding
A SHIRT: " IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE"
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the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM Β· Dec 14, 2016
i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true
my lemon pig watches on in horror as his comrade in good luck lurches after his penny, to no avail, but this time it's in the alt text
my lemon pig watches on in horror as his comrade in good luck lurches after his penny, to no avail