Bex

2 Week Old Water From Bucket of Calla Lillies

Some of yall don’t have to contort your body in obscene ways to fall asleep and it shows 😪

hey guys i’m at the matcha ramen chocolate labubu rave in dubai

Breakroom Microwave Broccoli

God forbid a girl lets her inner monologue be an outer monologue 😒

When we had to learn to play the recorder in 4th grade, I didn’t want to learn all of the songs so after I got to the green belt, I figured out how to play Ode To Joy instead of learning blue through brown but our teacher wouldn’t give me the stupid black string for it bc I didn’t learn the rest😪

Bradford Pear Trees (in bloom)

Sulfuric-y Egg Farts

Lights Out by Navessa Allen in audiobook form??? I was giggling and kicking my feet and blushing to myself at 5am stocking the flower/plant section of a Trader Joe’s like a little freak✊🏼😔

Anyways I wish I could experience the Lights Out audiobook for the first time again. Nothing will ever make me feel the same way I’m afraid 😔 Butcher & Blackbird is a runner up, being in duet style helps. But goddamn…

I am not about to tell my absolute dweeb of a father that all I read these days is serial killer, stalker, and other fucked up, dark themed smut!!!

Visited my dad this past weekend. I was reading a physical book on the couch and he was shocked that I was reading again. Started asking what kind of books I’ve been into. All I could say was romance because he doesn’t need to know that it’s all smut 😪

Nothing but brain rot on stream today and I think that’s beautiful. Skibidi grimace rizz sigma male!

you were hot until you posted ai slop art of yourself (many such cases)

bombaclat the sound of my heart

I need podcasts to have a follow-along script so I can understand them

There’s a lot of reasons I cannot do podcasts or audiobooks but the main one is that if I can’t SEE the words, there’s no point

I forgot about this app for a bit oopsies!

compostable forks are like hey did you want to eat with a fork shaped popsicle stick? no? too bad

i love holding real onion news by real onion journalists in my hands

I have been so sick the last week and today is the first time I feel mostly human even though I still feel kinda icky. I would actually wish this upon my enemies, personally

I love those so much oh my god they’re perfect

hey, it’s me, pam from stardew valley

Omg please !! 😍😍😍

You’re so right! I think it’ll land me a big girl job for sure!

when it’s all said and done at the end of the day, it is what it is, and when it really comes down to it you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so shoot for the moon and even if you miss you’ll land among the stars, because if you teach a man to fish he’ll always

and I’ve always said that

Clothes Forgotten in the Washing Machine Too Long

Omg is this the real AllieX?????

Can I add this onto my résumé?

I’ve actually got a LOT going for me. I won Best New Splatter with Bo in the 2025 Splatties. What have YOU done?