Everyone celebrating Jason Voorhees, no one celebrating Pamela Voorhees. Did we already forget the lesson of International Womenβs Day
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Tay. 31. She/her. Pansexual bitch. Perpetually in love with my cat, horror, books, reality TV, music, dragons, movies, and bird law. Die hard Pittsburgh Steelers and Montreal Canadiens fan. I should've been born a Muppet.
Everyone celebrating Jason Voorhees, no one celebrating Pamela Voorhees. Did we already forget the lesson of International Womenβs Day
Jk I'm working but no one is appreciating my Camp Crystal Lake zoom background so today is a wash
Calling out of work cuz I stayed up too late watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
Good morning Habs fans
So proud of young Mr. Fowler π
YEEEEEEESSSSSSS SLAF
Let's flipping go Habs
I was an hour late on starting the Habs game thanks to traffic but hell yes Habs
Auston Matthbooooooooos
Literally both of the front men for Boston died on my birthday.
4 sushi rolls may be less than 31 sushi rolls, but it's still better than no sushi rolls
Well call me Stassi cuz it is my fucking birthday
Starting your period the day before your birthday which also happens to be international women's day..... Shit should be illegal
Two grey and white cats sitting on a white blanket, both perfect in every single way. Duke is on the left, Miss Daisy is on the right
This is my little brother and littler sister, Duke and Daisy. We're all Pisces π
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah buddy
Oh by the way, go Habs
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
It's so fucking good
My beautiful angel child, a tuxedo cat named Klaus, all curled up in a ball. His eyes are closed and he's curled up on his favorite blanket. Which is a blue How To Train Your Dragon throw blanket
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The chicken version would be a bu-bock monsieur
I was cooking and my shuffle played Born For This and Hard Times back to back and I was boogying
Do you guys ever think about how lucky we are to be alive at the same time as Hayley Williams
I'm gonna make a pizza tonight and there's nothing any of you bitches can do to stop me
Ma'am you're at a fucking funeral
I'm not satisfied that a croque monsieur with turkey instead of ham is just called a turkey croque monsieur. It should have its own identity
WELP
Oh so we are fucked
Hell yeah for humans being kind to humans
My mom had had a really tough week and when I told her about this, she said it had made her entire week π₯Ή
Okay they now understand π