That Jade Life 🏳️‍⚧️

🎵 Jade sold her soul and that’s just swell, now she’s going straight to hell-o operator, please give me number 9 🎵

Told ya I was gonna wear a tube top Dashing today!

Morning! Biscuit comes over to say hi! It’s gonna be 80 degrees today so I wore a tube top cause why the hell not 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😹Dentist then Dashing— have a great day 💕

Being able to win in the general election is my only litmus test

The book is incredible. I’m gonna skip the movie- will only disappoint

I literally means military court lol

It has Courts Martial, it is a military even when it’s not

It has Courts Martial

It’s gonna be 80 degrees today so I wore a tube top

Who are you calling “common” lol

“Dragons are fire made flesh, and fire is power.”

Don’t ask me to fill out digital forms that are exactly the same forms that I’ve already filled out and signed by hand just cause your office changed system- that’s a you problem not a me problem. Like my appt is a 8am, I want to see the dentist now. Not do 30 minutes of homework first

“Woman wants to be the queen o' rabbits, she best wear a pair o' floppy ears.”

What’s great about social media is that just whenI start to think I might be just a little bit cute, I can be instantly reminded that I’m a fat, disgusting, ugly ass man look thing 😔

Selfie of Jade getting gas about 1/4 of the way through Doordashing, wear black leggings and a brown tank top

Meow for Dashing 💋

Grade A bullplop lol

Ultra skinny? Lol

Nah, we took down the Towers 😬

Yeah, my main concern is the cost of gas lol

Watching now The Simpsons, The Front, that features one of my dad’s all time fave lines

Watching The Simpsons episode Last Exit to Springfield and I just love this line lol

**where 🙈

Yes

Mad Max Summer!

OMG! I almost forgot- a woman told me my nipples being visible were “obscene”, that I should be wearing a bra, and basically “won’t I think of the children”

I just laughed in her face and picked up the order and left

Exactly! lol

In KY, wear they were trying to make it that way, from the OP. I live in VA and there aren’t those restrictions.

I got mine from being SAed as a kid for years. But I’m never gonna teach again anyway; total lightening rod as a non-passing trans woman with a not very fem voice. Also, I teach secondary and teen girls are hella mean. and teen boys can be hella scary 🤷🏼‍♀️

Selfie of Jade at a McDonald’s picking up a DoorDash order wear a pink tank and black leggings

Meow from Dashing today- will delete later

“When she transformed into a butterfly, the caterpillars spoke not of her beauty, but of her weirdness. They wanted her to change back into what she always had been. But she had wings.” 🦋🏳️‍⚧️