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English Major, aspiring author, wrestling obsessed. Mostly talks about AEW, sometimes writing. Radical leftist. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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I sat through a fucking Pirate wanting to fuck his sister, and women being treated like bikinis models instead of wrestlers. When you see some shit in wrestling. You really really appreciate when you get the good shit.

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the best chinese takeout always has a review of 3.7

09.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

Freddie Wong of @rocketjumpofficial.bsky.social and @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social explains this wonderfully.

10.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brandi...is not good at this
🀼 #MyAEW

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Top 10, top 5, top 3 of all time. Top 1 of guys who I’ve been alive to see.

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit MyAEW is a very cool piece of news. If I can get it to work on my Roku tv, there’s pretty much no reason for me to keep HBO Max.

That logo looks like butt, though.

09.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird move for a company going out of business

09.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. And I’m not opposed to a group feud, just leave the BC stuff out of it.

08.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14282 πŸ” 4289 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

I’m begging Tanahashi to just let AEW use the name β€œWar Dogs.” And Tony, please resist the urge to do a feud with the Bang Bang Gang over who’s the true successor of a stable that died with a whimper.

I will gladly accept a FinJuice feud, though.

08.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s totally fair. Last time I watched anything fed related was right before they rebranded to NXT 2.0, so I have no idea what the quality gap between NXT and the main roster is these days.

08.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the fed as much as anyone, but covering the biggest wrestling promotion (and I’m being very generous calling them wrestling) is how Fightful pays its employees.

08.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit what an evil man.

08.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I hope the AI bubble pops soon so I can build a pc for less than a grand

08.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna type a sentence that’s never been uttered in the English language.

I’m jealous of the people in Tucson, Arizona. #AEWCollision

08.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who does a β€œwhat” chant should be taken out behind the arena. 🀼

08.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god Thekla is so good. 🀼

08.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I better see a bunch of losers complaining about no-selling

08.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well my Victoire jersey got here today, but they don’t play this week. Guess I’ll just have to wear it everywhere I go πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #PWHL

07.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good eye, thank you.

07.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not very respectful or understanding of you, Pam. No wonder you can’t get elected, you don’t even follow your own political philosophy.

07.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone tell me if this is real or not.

Because if it is, Cody must think so little of his wife as to dress as a famous racist and domestic abuser.

07.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Werner Herzog voice*: the actors know it is fake, the audience knows it it is fake. And yet together, under their mass delusion, it becomes the only real moment of their lives. πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Would you believe this movie was how my dad introduced me to Sly? Not Rocky or Rambo, but instead one of the cheesiest (complimentary) action movies of all time.

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Including MJF, the past four champions have all been repeats. I miss the excitement of a new world champion at the end of a banger PPV, and wondering what the next Dynamite is gonna look like.

The goal is still Brody King as world champion.

06.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish AEW would just treat the trios belts like mid-card tag belts. Give The Demand a reign, the Conglomeration should’ve already had a reign. Be WAY LESS precious with those titles’ lineage. Just make them the PWG Party Match belts.

11.01.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Actors don’t want to work with shitty directors. Writers don’t want to publish in shitty journals. And wrestlers probably don’t want to work for shitty bookers.

Artists don’t want to make bad art, and will probably go work somewhere else if they get the chance.

05.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swerve is gonna kill Gravity, isn’t he?

05.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, the amount of tension she’s had with both Renee and Mox? That’s a polycule waiting to happen

05.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0