Cal 🇰🇭

everyone from my high school is getting married and having kids yet here I am being a career oriented slut

Good

damn nobody’s gonna bring you down

f*g (same tho)

A twink in an all black suit in front of a messy room and mirror

Bleh

NICEEEE solid choices, im glad u had a great first solo rave 🙂‍↕️🥹

What was your fav set!

so if you care to find me 🔊 🔊 look to the blue sky 🦅 🗣️

they serve this in some non-coastal towns in CA too, but you won’t find it in areas with larger Chinese American populations since those communities might have better access to ingredients from China.

went to see Wicked again and someone was recording the audio for each song? like how broke do you have to be to not even try and pirate the soundtrack 😭

god 😩

just spent the past 6 hours trying to rapidly defrost my turkey so I could spatchcock it and dry brine it for tomorrow 😭😭😭

the way that Boq tried to dump Nessarose and she hit him with “is it because I’m in a wheelchair???” 😭😭😭

Sharp shooting Olympian

“I hope this email finds you well” it’s 8am on a Monday. how the fuck do you think this email is finding me

Be aware

cried during the first 5 notes of defying gravity I hate being gay

I was in a pretty serious caucus meeting with my boss and I got the notification that Gaga’s headlining Coachella and I audibly gay gasped in the middle of a vote 😭

Lois Griffin from Family Guy annoyed while on the phone

sharing my location with my mom was a mistake. I went to the pharmacy to refill a prescription and she immediately asked if I’m okay

a flyer for a Brandon Perea lookalike contest, held at my house, with a $50 cash prize

who up

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just realized I haven’t jacked off in 4 days omg

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