Ezri: What's it like living on Ferenginar?
Quark: I can't complain
Quark: Complaining was declaired illegal
Ezri: What's it like living on Ferenginar?
Quark: I can't complain
Quark: Complaining was declaired illegal
So far I have not been able to get this bot working correctly on bluesky, so instead I've mirrored/bridged the fediverse version here
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Oops, looks like I need to reconfigure the multi-spacial reaction infuser. Still working on getting this account automated.
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party
The Starfleet Gazette will not be endorsing a candidate in the upcoming election for president of the United Federation of Planets. This decision was not made lightly, but neither of the two candidates—decorated Starship Voyager Captain Kathryn Janeway or The Borg—has shown us a real path to endorsement, and we must stay true to our priorities: journalistic integrity and not pissing off The Borg.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
(periodic reminder, that Quark dipped his finger in a drink, tasting it to check for Odo)
Garak: If there's anything I can do?
Dukat: Can you turn me into the person I was before that night?
Dukat: Because that's all I want.
Garak: If there's anything I can do?
Dukat: Can you turn me into the person I was before that night?
Dukat: Because that's all I want.
The Proclaimers '500 Miles', but with Miles O'Brien and Morn from Star Trek: DS9.
What a trip its been
Dukat: Seduce a person who forgives your past.
Garak: Seduce a person who forgives your influence peddling charge.
Dukat: Seduce a person who was your accomplice on that influence peddling charge.
Garak: What?!
Dukat: Seduce a person who forgives your past.
Garak: Seduce a person who forgives your influence peddling charge.
Dukat: Seduce a person who was your accomplice on that influence peddling charge.
Garak: What?!
Jadzia: Who says exactly what they're thinking?
Jadzia: What kind of a game is that?
Jadzia: Who says exactly what they're thinking?
Jadzia: What kind of a game is that?
Worf: Good morning Benjamin.
Benjamin: ...
Worf: As you can see your Breen assassin failed to kill me in the night.
Worf: And you must suffer through yet another day of my continued existence.
Worf: Good morning Benjamin.
Benjamin: ...
Worf: As you can see your Breen assassin failed to kill me in the night.
Worf: And you must suffer through yet another day of my continued existence.
Julian: Keiko and I are history and it's gonna stay that way.
Julian: Keiko and I are history and it's gonna stay that way.
Ezri: Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed Garak.
Garak: I apologize Leeta.
Leeta:
Ezri: Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed Garak.
Garak: I apologize Leeta.
Leeta:
Odo: I am not a problem to be dealt with
Odo: I am a problem to be praised
Odo: I am not a problem to be dealt with
Odo: I am a problem to be praised
Garak: I would love nothing more than a chance to have a relationship.
Garak: To be able to hold hands.
Garak: Hop on a private space yacht to Altok 5.
Garak: Like normal people.
Garak: I would love nothing more than a chance to have a relationship.
Garak: To be able to hold hands.
Garak: Hop on a private space yacht to Altok 5.
Garak: Like normal people.
Garak: May I offer you a souffle in this stressful time?
Garak: May I offer you a souffle in this stressful time?
Dukat: You don't mind that I don't touch you do you?
Dukat: You don't mind that I don't touch you do you?
Kira: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Odo: I don't think I'm shrewder than everyone else. I know I am.
Kira: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Odo: I don't think I'm shrewder than everyone else. I know I am.
Dukat: No. I will not elaborate.
Dukat: And I am incapable of shutting up.
Dukat: So I will elaborate.
Dukat: No. I will not elaborate.
Dukat: And I am incapable of shutting up.
Dukat: So I will elaborate.
Ezri: Benjamin might not have been the nicest human but everybody deserves a funeral with dignity.
Ezri: Benjamin might not have been the nicest human but everybody deserves a funeral with dignity.
Ezri: Odo is more adorable than talking-sloth bullfighting.
Ezri: Odo is more adorable than talking-sloth bullfighting.
Garak: Did you get a receipt?
Miles: Yeah he told me all about Keiko’s drama.
Garak: No. A receipt.
Garak: So I can get reimbursed.
Garak: Did you get a receipt?
Miles: Yeah he told me all about Keiko’s drama.
Garak: No. A receipt.
Garak: So I can get reimbursed.
Worf: I think it's a really good plan Garak.
Garak: You're just messing with me aren't you.
Worf: No I'm really looking forward to this mission.
Garak: Get out.
Worf: I think it's a really good plan Garak.
Garak: You're just messing with me aren't you.
Worf: No I'm really looking forward to this mission.
Garak: Get out.
Julian: That whole away mission should have been an email.
Julian: That whole away mission should have been an email.
