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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: #1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

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Mentallysound Clown Posse

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

men.wikifeet.com/Palmer_Luckey

07.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Non-Linear Editing Choppa

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've spent a decade atoning by listening to women & they are united in one message:

She should run again.

07.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
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Pizza Man
Amery, WI

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 778 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 87

LDS SOUNDSYSTEM

03.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god i am so worried about Iran

02.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ikea dill mustard has no right to be this good. it can do anything it sets its mind to

02.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bro do you really think there will come soft rains

28.02.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No names should end with β€œS”. it’s confusing when you’re one person

26.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anal y slop? Β‘ay dios mio!

24.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she stux on my net until i Siemens Step7

23.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not too late to pivot to being The Phones and Also Agricultural Equipment Website

23.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and that’s why intersectionality is so beautiful

23.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@buttplug.engineer

22.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

22.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/@internetsha...

21.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jeffrey toobin sure is the authority on absorbing criticism

17.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThat is true,” said Frog.

15.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pianomen Square

15.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
dyatlov

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3.6 prΓΆblems/hour

14.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rip tuzzio’s

14.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

typing β€œjust a reminder that a gangbang is not a gang rape” into my phone, extremely confident about having the correct political media messaging strategy hammered out

13.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

spiking Judas’ cortisol

13.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jackin’. listen to reason. please

11.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jelly Roll!!!!!!!??????

03.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god i have just realized this is the reason GTA: Vice City’s taxi depot is called Kaufman Cabs

27.01.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he wasn’t a comedian. he was a taxi mechanic

27.01.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

them chickens jackin my style

27.01.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0