Tooky Rhymes With Cookie

Ol’ boy at the BAFTAs wasn’t being racist.… he was just auditioning for a Tarantino movie!

SINNERS deserves all its flowers.

I have to find whoever this motorist is and either thank them or fight them! Lol

WHAAAAAAAA!!!! Unreal!

Inshallah 🙏🏽

Twenty-twenty-siiiiiiiick 🤟🏽😝

I wish I could have like, 30 more packets of this stuff.

My personal ranking of nuts as of December 2025. (This list is subject to change at any time and at my discretion.)

1. Macadamia
2. Cashew
3. Hazelnut
4. Pecan
5. Peanut
6. Brazil Nut
7. Walnut
8. Pistachio
9. Almond
10. Pine nut

So long as I’m sub-100 on this app, I’m gonna post RECKLESSLY!

Every wild take imaginable.

🗣️KILLMONGER HAD A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS!!!!

Jake Paul gotta go and get that Zac Efron special, huh?

If SNL is a horror movie, Keenan Thompson is the final girl.

If he doesn’t come home from work every day and greet you with a resounding BOMBOCLAAAAAT, he is not your man, sis.

He don’t love you; he is for the streets.

Tried my best to capture her ~*essence*~

According to the timeline of Batman Returns (1992), THIS MF IS ONLY 33 YEARS OLD!!!

They finally opened a White Castle in Boston …….. that’s a vending machine at the airport.

Immigrants commit fewer crimes.

Immigrants pay taxes.

Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the U.S. economy.

The problem isn't immigrants.

“You paint?”

Yes, I paint.

Commission open on a limited basis starting January 2026.

Loveukbye

Apple music replay is giving a real "we have spotify wrapped at home" energy

More art stuff; just for funsies.
If you recall the big version, this one’s a mini.

Takes garbage to know garbage, big dawg.

A recent commission for my friend’s mom. Oil on canvas, yadda-yadda.

You’ll never guess this dog’s name tho. It’s pretty great.

“Can you tell a joke?”

But it’s usually more demanding/entitled in tone like, “TELL A JOKE!”

One thing you gotta know about me… I fcking LOVE cows.

I wish more people knew just how incredible HBCU marching bands are.
You can’t call yourself a “music lover” if you’re unable to recognize their excellence and innovation.

HELL yeah 😎

Soup is so goated, man.

Ramen
Pho
Matzo ball
Oxtail stew
Legim (legume)
Menudo
Wonton
Stew chicken
Caldo verde
Borscht
Onion
Lentil

Dude……. fckin soup, man! Undefeated!!

Agreed. There’s definitely gotta be more going on with them that we didn’t see…. but given his whole ~*vibe*~ and some of the behavior he displayed throughout the 8 weeks, I’m more inclined to give Jalyn the benefit of the doubt. Josh strikes me as a “taker,” if that makes sense.

Lmao yessss!!! For once they need to be held accountable!

Cal and Pepper have been slacking on the job for TOO LONG