My former coworker left this note that might be useful to a John Riley Hopkins XIII? Not sure what it means but he was working through something similar.

What is carmelldansen

I'm 35.

Oh my fucking god you all

Oop she's coming back. Remember everyone! Trust in the m00n, follow me on tiktok, and the best things always come in threes!

I didn't do anything! I just dealt cards and now everyone is telling me they were weird!!

I'm afraid that's classified 😉

I've heard it's yummy! But the side effects are too much for me 😅

It seems to be happening in more and more places to me these days 😥

I think it was evaluate and containment?

I mean those have words too, did you see the fine dining bus?!

My FAVORITE flavor is pineapple dr pepper, but that's not widely available lmao.

I mean I suggested 1-2 fun words but that's mostly ITs pet project.

The contents are less important to me than just hearing words, ya know?

Oh those are out again? Haha oopsie!

Yeah I like to listen to people talking at me while I try and sleep and there's so many interesting foods out there!

You must be talking about my watch later list! It always seems to get longer whenever I'm not looking.

well someo?ne left her phone out LOL - River

River said we were gonna play a new game tonight, dealt us wildly different hands, and then went to the bathroom for 20 minutes. Hope she's ok but also what the fuck are we playing.

Since apparently some of the people breaking into my work terminal follow me here I figured I'd let you know we've patched the security vulnerabilities that made that possible, if you're going to contact me please do it through the PROPER channels.

I haven't but I'll take a look, thanks!

Eugh I hate being on camera.

Or maybe rot in bed for 18 hours

God didn't work. Movie night.

Idk about favorite but I Saw the TV Glow really resonated with me.

Sure whatever lets try God.

I need to do something different or i'm going to vibrate out of my skin.

Just saw a cybertruck with a one man band car horn. I don't know what aesthetic they're going for but their commitment to it is impressive.

Oh and the indoor fireworks.

The only upside of this mandatory holiday party is the unlimited drinks.

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."