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"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."

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Johnson and Farage won't be going back on it, then.

14.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zack Polanski once left a spoon in the knife drawer.

14.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nigel Farage: "Ultimately, Ireland will leave the EU too" | Claire Byrne Live
Nigel Farage: "Ultimately, Ireland will leave the EU too" | Claire Byrne Live YouTube video by RTΓ‰ - IRELAND’S NATIONAL PUBLIC SERVICE MEDIA

And again.

youtu.be/UlKX70oRLws?...

14.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Claire Byrne schools Nigel Farage Again
Claire Byrne schools Nigel Farage Again YouTube video by Seanbeag

Because they make him look like the total asshat he is.

Case in point.

youtu.be/QJDdEI5VgVg?...

14.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, make that one minute

#ARSvEVE

14.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

28 minutes added time at The Emirates

#ARSvEVE

14.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal in danger of the ignominy of being last on Match Of The Day tonight if they don't score...

#ARSvEVE

14.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Β£2000 in Β£20 notes, known as an "Archer", after the amount of money Mr. Jeffrey Archer paid to a woman he'd never met to buy her silence about his visits to her for sex

Β£2000 in Β£20 notes, known as an "Archer", after the amount of money Mr. Jeffrey Archer paid to a woman he'd never met to buy her silence about his visits to her for sex

If you see this post an archer

14.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"57 min Everton are defending in a 4-5-2 and it’s working so far."

Says the Graun.

Counting's not their strong point it seems

#ARSvEVE

14.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been at many, many Everton games at Highbury.

Most of which we got absolutely trounced in...

#wehadgoodtimes

14.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seven shots in ten minutes... It's like the fucking Alamo

#ARSvEVE

14.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Were you there for the 7-0 at Highbury, with James Beattie wandering around like he was on a bad acid trip?

#wehadgoodtimes

14.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing how many young, female followers with minimal bios and posts I've accrued since I've been here.

What a pity I can't be arsed to follow them back, I could have changed my life, I'm sure

14.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

Here's the list of options

14.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Triple Crown not enough? πŸ˜‰

14.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

France will trammel England.

14.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kemi Badenoch points a rifle at a soldier

Kemi Badenoch points a rifle at a soldier

Could be a bit of "blue on blue"

14.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unpaid carers ordered to repay benefits despite DWP knowing rules were unlawful Officials sent out repayment letters to about 1,400 people relying on discredited guidance that had been scrapped

Sack them.

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

14.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Xi: "Yeah, about those tariffs..."

14.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Farage party picked a dead woman to run for Croydon Mayor EXCLUSIVE: Sharon Carby, aged 70, from Bradford, sadly died in 2024. But that didn’t stop Reform UK months later picking her as their Croydon mayoral candidate. By our Political Editor, WALTE…

It was in there that they selected their mayoral candidate for Croydon... There was a small issue, however, in that the woman they selected was dead.

insidecroydon.com/2025/08/27/f...

14.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They treat American embassies on foreign soil as American territory (in fact, they treat being on board an American aircraft on foreign soil as being on American territory).

Don't put it past him.

14.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a lot of very "white" places in Croydon... Apparently they meet up in the Sir Julian Huxley in Selsdon, should you wish to discuss the finer points of their fascist agenda...

14.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They did after 9/11

14.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When does he invoke NATO Article 5, do we reckon?

14.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, it's not the stuff he's on that makes him the bigoted eejit he is, that's just him.

Whatever he's on emboldens him to spout it, and because I'm a nice person it'd emboldened me to espouse niceness and kindness in abundance.

So much so, I'd get on everybody's tit end, but not the way he does.

14.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Erases women"?

Having campaigned so hard with Hannah Spencer, who last time I looked was a woman?

What is the Iggle Piggle headed eejit on, and can I get some?

14.03.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Evertonian here.

Just be thankful you haven't got Bill Kenwright pulling the strings.

14.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one where he ended up in court because his neighbours objected to him widening his drive... And then again because his wife objected to one of his neighbours installing a balcony...

He lost both, possibly by being an arse in court

13.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he still have the house in Dalkey, where he fell out with his neighbours on account of * checks notes * his being an arse?

13.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0