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⛧ neurotic + necrotic ⛧

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Instagram is so stupid because when you click the "not interested" option on a post, it doesn't just vanish it and use it to improve recommendations. It actually bookmarks it to a special place where you can see all the other posts you're not interested in seeing at a later time.

11.03.2026 22:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They come here, they look around, they no buy. WHY NOBODY BUY? eeeugh...

08.03.2026 04:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Outlanders... They come here, how do they find me, huhhhhh? They come here... mess up my sTORE, AEIIIIUGHH!

08.03.2026 04:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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years of stupid discourse and yet he still remains one of the best male role models in children's animation:

08.03.2026 04:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pathetic fact about my life: I've had this pillowcase since I was born and I still use it. Anyway, in 1998 I had this nightmare where my school's janitor crept into my room and stuffed me inside it to kidnap me.

02.03.2026 06:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I didn't listen to much in February 2026, so most of this is vastly overrepresented.

01.03.2026 22:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love relying on the bus to get to job

28.02.2026 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 👍 22582 🔁 8165 💬 102 📌 67

my penis blog

13.02.2026 06:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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tough young guys, sinewy bodies, and their uhh fingers and... teeny toes...

02.02.2026 06:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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here is my January 2026 listening

02.02.2026 04:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

too many people these days are obsessed with the idea of having kids, to the point of getting angry at people who have none. you can go childless, bro. it's okay. no one's gonna remember you anyway when the world turns to cinders.

25.01.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyone else remember that star trek TOS fan series with vic mceggnog as kirk?

25.01.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the online right gains a new magic outrage phrase every other week. whether it's "drag queen story hour" or "massive fraud" or some other bullshit they parrot to signal each other. at this point "somali daycare" might as well mean the same as "new world order"

25.01.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

at risk of sounding like a boomer: i have no issue with music sampling and interpolation in principle, but man is it ever annoying to hear an artist lift an entire song and just alter the lyrics when they're not even named weird al

20.01.2026 05:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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snisterbobbertson snisterbobbertson
SEEYYEEYEEYAEEH

19.01.2026 09:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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snisterbobbertson snisterbobbertson
SEEYYEEYEEYAEEH

19.01.2026 09:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

really weird thing people keep doing with movies and tv for some reason: ascribing writing decisions to actors, and acting decisions to writers.

18.01.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

vargskelethor joel be like "fjetish"

18.01.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i wish fandom twitter understood that concept art doesn't always reflect cut content. a good chunk of the time, it's just throwing shit at the wall.

18.01.2026 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

paying Amazon for their streaming service and still being subjected to ads is a humiliation ritual.

17.01.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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any update on this? did he miss the window? is bro roasting rn?

13.01.2026 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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JUNIOR HIGH???

07.01.2026 04:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you or a loved one suffer from Hard Penis, there is help...

04.01.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When folks say "Kamala wouldn't have done this!" they're trying to sell you on the idea that the American imperial machine would somehow grind to a halt if only a woman were at the wheel.

03.01.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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grandma's asscheeks

03.01.2026 04:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

richest guy on earth commissions a robot which occasionally calls itself mechahitler and whose users ask it to undress little girls. said rich guy cannot identify the problem. fuck man i hate the goddamn future.

03.01.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

k the fact it was an afterthought that Noah had to bug the Duffers to write????

02.01.2026 06:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Top 49 most played in 2025:

01.01.2026 06:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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December 2025 tunes

01.01.2026 06:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0